Carnes Owned

A variation of ownage, chiefly of the mathematical sort, derived from the great one, the true J.C. himself, Jerry Carnes.

Let's say your test grade was a 54.
You would say:
Dude, I just got totally "Carnes Owned."

by YBB November 29, 2003

caress

When a guy touches a girl with his body parts in a sexual manner

Chad used his hands to caress Keirsten's silky blonde hair and firm perky breast's then he used his penis to caress her soft red lips and tight pink vagina!

by SlopNChop May 22, 2016

Caress

Touch with great care. Gently touch or push.

"I caressed my hand upon the wave under my surfboard."

by KrownPrince February 17, 2019

ardent caress

A passionate, affectionate and/or warm stroke. An act of physically affectionate soothing.

A soft stroke of the back while snuggling might be considered an ardent caress.

by Srž Tanjur July 29, 2006

caress

When a guy uses his body part's to pleasure a girls body part's.

Chad used his hands to caress Keirsten's silky long hair and her perky firm breast's then he used his lips to caress her neck , arms , leg's and thighs finally he used his dick to caress her soft red lip's and her tight pink pussy!

by SlopNChop May 18, 2016

Carnestoltes

Traditional character from the Catalonian tradition, he appears for a week. He is made of hay and he is burnt at the end of this week, before he kidnaps the kids.

The carnestoltes of this year got two kids before we could burn him.

by handledeeznuts333 April 21, 2022

Zookeeper's Caress

In order to perform the Zookeeper's caress:
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle

Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver

aw man last union night Freddy packed a mad dip and performed the zookeeper's caress on some '92 in the girls bathroom

by a zookeeper September 28, 2010