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Eric Cartmenez

South Park's Eric Cartmen's alter ego. In "Eek, a Penis!" Eric Cartmen tries to become a calculus teacher. To reach inner-city kids, he became a Hispanic teacher named Eric Cartmenez teaching the children how to cheat calculus.
Student 1: "I don't understand how to cheat on my test"
Eric Cartmenez: "How do I reeach those kïds?"

Example 2

Principle: Congratulations Mr. Cartmenez!

Eric Cartmenez: "I reeached those kïds"
Eric Cartmenez by mm24ish January 1, 2011
beautiful and kind. fashionable and trendy. she’s the kind of friend you need and want. although she may stupid stuff she isn’t suppose to, she can keep a secret for her life. she is trustworthy and loyal. she tends to feel bad about lots of things. you don’t want to get on her bad side though.
carmen is so nice! i wonder why i wasn’t her friend in the first place?
Carmen by heartsmendes July 7, 2018

Carmen Winstead

hi my name is Carmen Winstead, im seventeen years old. Those mf girls pushed her in a sewer hole.
Germanic/Scandinavian for feminine, or womanly.

A woman of great elegance, beauty, and intelligence.

Shy, sensitive, gentle, patient,lively and an
exhibitionist, sometimes hiding the

considerable depths of their character,

under a cloak of frivolity.
A graceful dancer, known to cast magick spells with the

rhythm of her feet, and swaying of her hips. An amazing,

and insatiable lover, always eager to learn more.

Enchanting eyes, that will pull you into their depths,
as she surrounds you with the warmth of her smile.

Loyal to her friends, and lovers, she will never betray a trust.

Karleen, Karlene, Carlene, Carleen, Kayleen, Germanic, Scandinavian,
Carlene is the biggest mynx alive, soooo damn sexy but also very weird.
Carlene by Jasuckaa February 5, 2010

Dirty Carmine 

You begin with a blumpkin- receiving oral sex while taking a wicked shit. Once you are done shitting you get off the bowl and bend the girl over so that her head is submerged in the shit water. you then procede to fuck her ass hard!!
that blumpkin was getting boring, so i heated things up by going dirty carmine!!!
Dirty Carmine by LukeAss May 20, 2007

Carmenpoofter 

Terry fell over and knocked himself unconscious, but on the bright side we all got to ride in the carmenpoofter.
Carmenpoofter by Flo Jackson June 13, 2016