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by Carmeen December 18, 2014
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Guy1: "Yoo, Carmeen can you help me with my math."
Carmeen: "I can just tell you the answers."
Guy1: "Wow how are you that good at math"
Carmeen: "Because numbers are simple once you simplify them into the you think."
Carmeen: "I can just tell you the answers."
Guy1: "Wow how are you that good at math"
Carmeen: "Because numbers are simple once you simplify them into the you think."
by Dead Abyssel CUT October 17, 2021
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