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Carlisle 

a wonderful, fictional vampire in the book Twilight written by the author who milks everything, Stephenie Meyer. Carlisle is the vampire who adoped Edward and changed Edward into a vampire before he died. He also practices medicine. he's wonderful because he resists the urge of blood while operating on his patients. Carlisle also changed all of the other memebers of the Cullen family. Edward was first, then Esme, Rosalie, Emmet, Alice and Jasper.
in the second book Carlisle stitched up Bella's arm after she was alsmost eaten by his other adopted son jasper.
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Carlisle 

The sickest cunt you will ever meet. Cool guy. Thinks hes a sexy beast but that's up to you to decide.
Hey did you see carlisle, isnt he just the sickest!

Carlisle 

A walled city, protector of the city(people), defender
Carlisle is so good to its people.
Carlisle by Magic!an June 9, 2021

Carlisle 

Tall goofy coconut with squidward ear ting. Heart of gold reliable super supportive as a friend.

Only thing bigger than his cock is his body count

Common known for playing gotcha you looked and using phrases like "wanu"and "your cheeks"

PSA : Do not mix with alcohol
GUY1 Met Carlisle lastnight seems pretty cool

GUY2 yeh no doubt shame my 10 yr old could drink him under the table
Carlisle by Definetly not callum November 23, 2021

Carlisle Sleepover 

An instance in which an individual sleeps in a random person's home in the Carlisle, PA area after a long night of raging. This individual must be blacked out. This mental state can be achieved through many combinations of substance consumption. Carlisle Sleepovers typically occur, but are not limited to, sun rooms, garages, bulkheads, etc.
Me: Dude why are you covered in sticks and brambles?
Goli: I had another Carlisle sleepover last night. It was awesome.

Me: What a legend!
Carlisle Sleepover by yeeeson October 29, 2011

Carlisle Cullen 

Dr. Carlisle Cullen is the "adopted" father of Edward Cullen and his "siblings" in the novelTwilight by Stephenie Meyer. He is a vampire, but works at the local hospital because he likes to help people.
"It could happen to anyone," Carlisle Cullen spoke to Bella and she felt a tugging sensation on her arm.
"It COULD, but it just about seems to just happen to me." Bella sighed.
(or something like that)
Carlisle Cullen by alice cullen April 16, 2007