Skip to main content

Mustafa Camel Analtürk

Mustafa Camel Analtürk is the national hero of the Turks and the founder of the Republic of Turkey without forgetting his tireless efforts in humanitarian work when the Ottoman Empire was already in decline, for instance he took good care of Assyrians and Greeks and of course, nullified the Armenian genocide trials right from the start because no such a thing had ever happened, it was just a lamentable misunderstanding due to the fact that every year the turkey as a species suffers genocide just before Thanksgiving because of murderous infidels - just ask another honest humanist Reset Kebab Erdoğan about it, he knows that it wasn't the first large-scale genocide in the 20th century as foreigners falsely claim, or like journalist Hrant Dink claimed, also the majority of Turks know this truth but unfortunately ignorant foreigners do not.
"Mustafa Camel Analtürk is the national hero of the Turks and the founder of the Republic of Turkey."
Mustafa Camel Analtürk mug front
Get the Mustafa Camel Analtürk mug.
See more merch

The boys came thru

When the boys come thru with a promise
The Boys came thru scenario:
Black Person 1: Aye mah boi, where’s that kiss you promised me?
White Person 1: *Kneels down and raises

fist*
Black Person 1: What are you doing?
White Person: Nuthin’
Black Person 1: Aight, so you gon give me the kiss or what?
White Person: Yeah for sure *Big Fat kiss*

came to the realization 

A pretentious and pseudo-intelligent way of saying "realized."
I've came to the realization that I could save a lot of time by just saying "realized" instead.
came to the realization by KCKY January 9, 2011

chocolate camel 

When a lass shits in her hands and smears it all over her tits. The male then places his nob between the lass' tits and gets a tit wank.
I was at Heskey's house and this fat lass gave me a proper good chocolate camel.

Lying Camel

A woman involved in a relationship with someone who's occupation requires them to be out of town for periods of time or lives a distance away, but has sex with others as soon as he leaves town.
Lucy; “Your girlfriend left the bar last night and went to a hotel with a grease-ball.”
Charles; "But she promised me when it came to sex she's like a camel!”
Lucy; “Wow! What a lying camel!”
Lying Camel by EBGB September 26, 2011

the wheels came off the bus 

A situation whereby things get going so fast or are so bad that the entire operation project or relationship fall apart in a catastophic manner.

When the adjustable rates mortgages reset the wheels came off the bus. Many Yuppies who had purchased large expensive homes now found themselves in foreclosure unable to sell their homes or make the now huge payments in a declining real estate market.

camel toed sea-pig 

A female -type person who not only walks around with a 'camel-toe' most of the time , but is also overweight and looks like a 'pig' that could float- ergo- the 'sea pig' descriptive portion...
The female person's pants were so tight, and her wieght, so out of control, that she took on the appearance of a" camel toed sea-pig "....