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Dodge Caliber 

The best car, and only car that should be on the road. Get ready to redline this fucker and have your rods shoot out of the hood like fucking projectile missiles. 0-60 in about 3 hours. Not the best car for the obese as hills are a substantial challenge for this 4 banger. If you drive behind this car it’s best practice to give them plenty of room as there’s no telling when this piece of shit will decide to total itself.
Hey mark what’s that big garbage can doing in your driveway?

Oh that’s my dodge caliber!

Have you been taking your meds?
Dodge Caliber by YeahMark June 18, 2023

Dodge caliber 

Station wagon driven mostly by the elderly although it is also a top choice among a small sect of people who want to go fast but can not aford the type of car which can actually go fast. This small group of people may modify the station wagon by adding cheap nock-off after market parts and detailing the past with colored sharpies.
That dodge caliber a nice car for such an old lady.

Look at that idiot, he thinks that dodge caliber is a sports car...
Dodge caliber by 6299100* December 26, 2016

.50 caliber 

.50 caliber rifle=effective and accurate over 1000 yards and very powerful. Can penetrate concrete and 1 inch plate sleel. Primarily used in competition and military and police applications. Rifle weighs 25-35 pounds, and is available in single, bolt, and semi-auto. The belt-fed .50 cal auto can be mounted to vehicles, ships, and war-planes. The cheapest .50 cal is around $3,000.00 (US) and is single shot only. Must be fired with a bi-pod or benchrest from the shoulder.

.50 caliber black powder=slow and good to about 100 yards, comparable to a 12 gauge slug. Can kill most medium to large game. Loaded from the muzzle; the primer, powder and bullet (sabot), are loaded one at a time. Primarily used for hunting. This weapon is available for under $200.00 (US).

.50 AE=handgun cartridge for the Desert Eagle semi-auto, camparable to the .44magnum, maybe good to 50yards. A little too much recoil to get an effective follow-up shot for personal defense. Too heavy and large to conceal. A "look what kind of gun I have" gun. Not very pratical for any application, except show and tell. You can get a Desert Eagle for around $1,100.00 (US), the gold tiger-striped DE goes for $1,800 (US). Magnum Research.

.500=the largest caliber REVOLVER available, with a scope, this handgun can be accurate to over 250 yards. Primarily used for hunting and protection in the wild. Available in stainless only, prices start at $800.00 (US)on up. Taurus and Smith & Wesson.
Jerry was having the time of his life when he got to shoot the .50 at the range.

Steve was pissed when he missed the buck of his life when he missed with his .50 caliber black powder.

I'll know that I have made it when I can blow $1,500 on a DE .50AE show gun.

The bear was pissed and chased me until I opened up his chest cavity with 6 shots from my .500.
.50 caliber by wibruk September 6, 2008

.99 caliber 

A firearm capable of decapitating an elephant with one shot.
Chuck Norris keeps a .99 caliber... INSIDE HIS REAL GUN.
.99 caliber by we found a problem January 4, 2009

.50 caliber 

A highly powerful caliber of bullet used in big boy rifles,anti aircraft guns, machine guns ,and few hand guns like the IMI Desert Eagle. It can pierce through body armor and lightly armored vehicles.
My Desert Eagle .50 cal will cut through that skimpy kevlar.
.50 caliber by redwaller March 6, 2004

Soul Caliber II 

A common mis-spelling of Soul Calibur II.
At first, I thought "Calibur" was spelled with an "E".