mad stacks of cabbage 

Lots of money

"Bossman told me to hit the bricks. All good tho, I'm sittin' on mad stacks of cabbage over here"

mad stacks of cabbage by irieite August 26, 2011

moist cabbage

The term Moist Cabbage refers to the fetish Act of performing canalingus on a severely festered and diseased vagina of a woman who has intentionally and willingly contracted multiple STI's (usually gonorrhoea, herpes, chlamydia or all of these or more), whilst intentionally maintaining poor personal hygiene by not showering or washing the genital area for periods exceeding 6 months or more. During this time the infection(s) go untreated for so long that the stench resembles a bucket of rotten fish left out in the bin over a hot summer weekend.
If the woman has prepared her "Moist Cabbage" properly it should have a slightly fermented quality with a strong bitter finish.

Person 1: Has anyone tried Rosie O'Donnell's Moist Cabbage.

Person 2: Yeah fuck that shits been fermenting so long its deadly. I heard my friends cousin tried it - dropped dead right away.

moist cabbage by Troutman44 December 26, 2016

Cabbage Ass

The condition of having gas that leaves your anus wet, having to wipe after every fart

Man, I'm hungover and I've got cabbage ass.

Cabbage Ass by alphachimp October 11, 2003

pocket cabbage

A wad of dollar bills won by playing flip cup (last man standing version). Everybody puts their dollar into a pile on the table, and by the end of the round, the money is likely drenched in beer. Whoever wins all the money puts the crumpled up, beer soaked dollars into his pocket. The next morning when the money is discovered in the pocket, it has dried up into a nice clump of crispy pocket cabbage!

Hey bud, can I borrow a dollar?
Sure, but it might take a minute for me to untangle it from this head of pocket cabbage in my pocket.

pocket cabbage by d Slew March 22, 2011

Cabbage Sack 

A dude with a smelly ass ball sack.

The whole locker room smells like cabbage sack dude. Go shower.

Cabbage Sack by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Froth Cabbage 

The revolting creamy aftermath of a heavily abused vagina after a double penetration.

Also see: Two bulldogs fighting over a jar of mayonnaise

After rigorously sledgehammering her roast beef sandwich, clarissa was a dripping froth cabbage.

Clarissa thought she knew it all until we gave her a froth cabbage

Froth Cabbage by Jimmy Rustlers Grampy July 31, 2013

Cabbage patch silky 

When you leave on a perm(hair straightener, ie...soft sheen)too long. And your hair becomes very straight and thin, like the fake silky doll hair of a cabbage patch doll.

HOT like the perm on the back of your neck
Left it in too long
Now ya got Cabbage Patch silky(Thanks to Big Boi of Outkast re: Morris Brown)

Cabbage patch silky by Ol Gurl March 18, 2009