buffing the bishop

It's that time of the month for his girl, so he's not going to be humping the monkey. He'll be left buffing the bishop.

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buffing the banana

Another word for Masturbation; Buffing is the "rubbbing" and the Banana is another word for long penis.

Raj: Why were you in the bathroom so long?
Ricky K: I was buffing the banana ;)

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When a woman goes without underwear - the female equivalent of free balling. Also known as free muffing or going commando.

Halfway through dinner Jennifer told me she was free buffing and I couldn't get my mind off of tagging her the rest of the meal

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When you see someone who is hot, you can't help but ding a ling.

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The act of wildly tangenting during a conversation. The very phrase 'Asian Buffing' is born of Asian Buffing.

'I have no idea how we arrived on this topic, Martha!'
'Wow James, that was some next level Asian Buffing'

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Attractive, glamorous or generally pleasing. Similar to ‘buff’ but with greater value and credibility.

This girl was buffting

buffting by Gathe November 27, 2002

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An adjective which describes an attractive woman. (British Slang)

Jack: "So I hear you're getting a foreign exchange student."
Ryan: "What of it?"
Jack: "I hope she's buffington."
Ryan: "Me too."
Jack: "Dibs."

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