Brummie Birthday Cake 

The act of defecating inside a woman's vagina, ejaculating one's load upon the vagina and finally putting out a cigar or cigarette on top of the mixture of dung and semen. All this is to be done on a very special occasion; predominantly on a birthday.

Oi mate, did you see my post on facebook last night?
Yeah lad, that were right grim... What cake was that? Ham and Chocolate?
Nah mate, that were a Brummie Birthday Cake.

Brummie Birthday Cake by Russell Feathers June 20, 2016

Brummie Shuffle 

When someone tells you something is ready and it is not - so you end up shuffling back to where they called you from. However eventually when you do the Brummie shuffle back the goods are worth it.

guy 1 "Yo come here and check this out!"
guy 2 "OK"
guy 1 "Oh shit its not ready"
guy 2 "bloody hell i did a brummie shuffle for nothing"
guy 1 "It will be better next time"

Brummie Shuffle by shufflerfromdablackcountry June 22, 2012

Brummie Land

Slang for Birmingham

"Hey, where you headed this weekend?"
"I'm going to Brummie Land to visit some friends!"

Brummie Land by TheM&MSquad April 20, 2018

Brummie Crippler 

A person with a manhood so large, that they actually cripple those who come into contact with it. Name originates from a famous Birmingham lad who has destroyed three woman and left them all paralysed by his girth.

Abby 'So you're going out with Sam, heard he's a big boy!'
Louise 'Tell me about it! He's a Brummie Crippler... I could barely walk for a week'

Brummie Crippler by duckfromyork August 21, 2010

brummie tone aka gollum 

sounds like frank skinner,looks like gollum,
likes,staffies,porn,fags,phones,baths,doors, likes riding in a straight line but is crap on bends.Also has a phobia of GSX 1400'S.

"brb fag"
"brb door"
"hold still you bast dog"
"fook me a gixxer"

brummie tone aka gollum by LOL October 25, 2004

Hill-brummie

A person who was raised in the rural areas surrounding Birmingham. Hill-brummies are often mistaken for the regular urban-brummie; who, in turn, thinks the hill-brummie sounds like a hick.

Know the hill-brummie by the use of ‘please’ and ‘thank-you’ during conversation; an appreciation for how food gets to the table; and the uncanny ability to sense a combine harvester working, from as much as 5 miles away.

Brummie 1 - ‘Ark at dat hill-brummie’
Brummie 2 - ‘How can yow tell?’
Brummie 1 - ‘ He’s wearin wellies up Town!’

Hill-brummie by Mr Babadook August 27, 2019

Brummed Up 

Another way of saying drunk. Would be used when relating to consuming a large amount of alcohol.

One friend would say to another. "Alright Mate Lets go get Brummed Up"

Brummed Up by Paul F, Courtesy of Nick H January 13, 2007