broning 

The act of two heterosexual male friends (bros) engaging in a completely non-gay activity. e.g. soccer, wrestling. The sheer excitement shared between the male friends causes a tingle in the pants (or shorts, depending on activity) down below, which then leads to sexual intercourse.

past tense:broned

1. After a hot game of tennis, chis complimented jeff on his wicked forehand. jeff was so flattered, that he dropped his racket and can of balls, and started broning chris.

2. Instead of an verbally explaining it, kristoph decided that actually inserting his erect penis into Adi was the best way to explain broning!!

broning by jeffun August 5, 2011

Brenting 

An engagement building game played by thousands of people who arrive to work at a reasonable time. Players place bets as to when a "Brent" will actually show up for work, typically after 9am. Winners typically receive a traveling trophy and bragging rights. No one knows where the game originated, or if there was ever a real "Brent" but if there is, he and his snooze button are deeply revered for their continually perseverant somnolence.

Did you hear that Tim got a threepeat in Brenting this week? Legendary!

Brenting by Wasn't Me March 10, 2015

Brouting 

An all male heterosexual outing with one's bros. generally with alcoholic consumption involved.

"last night, we had a brouting on St Laurent"

"a what?"

"a night on the town with my bros"

Brouting by Beefjerky-lb January 2, 2012

brenting 

to masturbate uncontrollably

Jason was caught brenting in the broom closet.

brenting by Edger Shroom August 23, 2007

bronding 

team bonding, bro bonding

"Let's do some bronding over the NBA and soft baked cookies this weekend."

bronding by LouisBunoandLAareSoft February 14, 2017

Brotting 

When you and your best friends both start fantasizing about the same girl but they are OK with it

Joshie-Dude, Carla is so f*cking hot

Simon-What you say, I was thinking about Carla
Joshie-Dude, we are totally Brotting

Brotting by Samurott December 9, 2016

Broiting

Verb

The act of gaining sexual pleasure from having amputated body parts inserted into a bodily orifice. Usually fingers are used, however sometimes an entire limb is utilised.

An individual that enjoys Broiting is a Broiter.

A Kentucky man and his girlfriend were arrested yesterday after he arrived at hospital with an amputated foot lodged inside his anus. His girlfriend has a Broiting fetish.

Broiting by Felching Master September 14, 2019