brita filter 

when you squirt water into a girl's pussy using a straw then drink it back out with said straw

yo last night i brita filtered this bitch and that water was nasty.

brita filter by cheek June 19, 2007

Brita-villain

A member of a household who regularly takes water from the brita water filter without filling it back up. Sometimes they even leave the water out of the fridge so it is not cold in the morning.

I'm so hungover and just need some cold water, but there is none left. The brita-villain strikes again!

Brita-villain by Dada bing December 2, 2010

brita bandit 

A friend, or more often a roommate, who constantly finishes off a water filter, such as a brita filter, without refilling it. Note that this person also is prone to finish off other items, such as chips or hard-boiled eggs, without taking the time to make or buy more.

Oh man, I'm about to lose it with Virgil. That brita bandit had the gall to finish off my eggs and leave me with an empty dish. Don't worry though, I got him back by leaving him a surprise in his toilet.

brita bandit by lemon pops January 24, 2019

brita job 

when you drink a large quantity of water (2+ liters at one time), then have a female partner perform Fellatio/give you a BJ/head, and then unbeknownst to them unload a stream of piss in her mouth. Normally done as an act of Vengence or as a comical surprise.

Becky, I was givin Hal a blow job and just as i was getting into it, he unleashed a piss stream with the fury of a waterfall. I was exasperated. Then he exclaimed "baby, I just gave you a Brita job"

Becky, I was givin Hal a blow job and just as i was getting into it, he unleashed a piss stream with the fury of a waterfall. I was exasperated. Then he exclaimed "Yea Fuck Chuck behind my back, You fucked up! Now get outta my house!" I thought that was a secret, how did he find out.

brita job by Gezu$ January 26, 2010

brita critter

Small black uglies that escape from the dirty side of a brita filter. Usually found floating in a glass of what could be delicious water.

I puked on the front lawn today after realizing the dog dish was harvesting a brita critter.

Jill warned me not to drink from the bottom of the jug, where the brita critters dwell.

brita critter by java monster February 24, 2008

Dirty Brita

Commonly found among the KETO community. This is the act of urination into a Brita water filtration system and then inviting over people you consider enemies to serve to them at dinner or alongside other drinks. Most effective if done after ingesting large amounts of asparagus to convince them the aroma is an added keto friendly electrolyte.

Person 1: I invited Karen over for dinner last night.

Person 2: Damn! I thought you hated that bitch?

Person 1: I do that’s why I made sure to serve her a Dirty Brita with her egg chalupas

Dirty Brita by Milkman79 June 10, 2019

Gin in the Brita 

Anytime one thing is replaced with another. Originally invented as an April Fool's Day prank. Water can be removed from any container that holds it and replaced with gin, vodka or any other clear spirit. An unsuspecting person will pour a glass and drink it down. Hopefully that person will spit it out all over their large, heaving breasts or at least go to work at a pet store completely shit-faced.

Customer: "I think that salesperson is drunk!"
Store Mananger: "It's okay miss. His roommate put Gin in the Brita."
Customer: "Wow, Gin in the Brita. Gin in the Brita? Gin in the Brita is a fucked up idea!"
Store Manager: "By Jim!"

Gin in the Brita by The Original Slim Bavis April 1, 2005