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Sally Bretton 

A British actor/comedian who plays as a main character in the BBC's sitcom, 'Not Going Out.' She plays alongside Lee Mack. Earlier on in her career she did a one-time act in the also BBC's sitcom, 'My Family,' playing a wife to a man, getting into an argument and having her hair extensions ripped off. She is also famous for pressurising Lee in 'Not Going Out', to doing things he doesn't want to.
"I can't think of a sentence in which the name Sally Bretton fits."
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north bretton 

North Bretton is the ghetto of peterborough.
It is one of the most controversial places around..

It holds the only ice rink in peterborough!
Lets go to north bretton and hang around the pyramid
north bretton by rachel ashurst December 1, 2007

Princess Bretton 

A piercing through the anal opening and perineum, similar to a Prince Albert, but in the posterior.
No thanks, I'll stand...I just got my Princess Bretton yesterday.

Get Bretton Wooded

Term used by economists to define pegging
After changing to the gold standard the economists proclaimed - "Get Bretton WoodedBitch"
Which meant that they were about to get pegged
When you shart, piss, and puke a little at the same time.
Dude, did you just brett?

Im getting so fucked up I am bretting tonight.
Bretting by Leahcopeland July 8, 2019
A 50+ year old crack dog, that waives bags of crack at young girls so they will suck the dust out of his shriveled old excuse for a dick.
There's bretto the old bag waver.
Bretto by Crackmmann August 16, 2018

Creed Bratton

A character in The Office who you often question what he does outside of the office, but we love him anyway
Creed: If that's flashing then lock me up

Creed: Just pretend we're talking until the cops leave

Creed: Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name, Creed Bratton
Creed Bratton by Evangeline328 November 28, 2018