bracketeering 

The should-be-illegal overuse of brackets in the written word, used by those who feel they cannot adequately convey meaning with standard punctuation.

Hey, whassup? (When i say 'whassup' i mean 'how's it going' rather than 'what's off the floor'). I'm doing good (well, not too bad) and looking forward (actually pretty keen...) to meeting you guys (and girls) soon (ish).

.....some serious bracketeering going on there.

bracketeering by The Ginger Turbine September 5, 2014

racketeer 

Someone who Bribes, or a loan shark

Don't exploit inmates, don't be a racketeer

racketeer by Tank January 6, 2005

bracketburn 

Destroying everyone's bracket when a No 16 seed team beats the No 1 seed team in the NCAA tournament.

I had a winning bracket until Arizona lost and my bracketburn.

bracketburn by Stevo the Great March 20, 2018

Piss Bucketeer 

Like a soggy biscuit, the game of piss bucketeer involves a group of men around a bucket. Each must piss into the bucket going around the circle until someone runs out. Whoever is the first unable to pee must drink the contents of the bucket, either straight or through a beer bong.

Leah: Michael and the guys played piss bucketeer last night.
Andre: who lost?
Leah: Jared, apparently he only made it halfway down before puking.

Piss Bucketeer by spiders&socks November 28, 2021

Blanketeer 

One who will defend his or her share of blankets by any means necessary.
Oftentimes blanketeers will even go so far as to deprive the second party in the bed of adequate amounts of blanket for sufficient coverage.

"Dammit Allison, I’m freezing, you are such a blanketeer."
"Christ man, I woke up totally sans covers this morning, Ruddy is such a blaneteer."

Blanketeer by Luke and Dennis January 17, 2008

Office Racketeering 

To create a threat or a problem in the office, server, process, production, or design, and then gain notoriety, kudos and/or rewards for its reduction.

Office Racketeering: Arguing that several aspects of a safe and sound design will fail if certain conditions exist. Then after tasked with solving the problem, he/she goes on to prove that the problems have been resolved through some redesign that never occurred or re-evaluation, showing the conditions will never materialize. Given the time lag, he/she came up first as someone who found the problems, and later the one who solved them. He/she is nominated employee of the month.

Office Racketeering by Cooper from Nob Hill September 30, 2011

racketeering 

The act of shoving a tennis racket up one's ass

Guy 1: Sup nigga, I heard you been racketeering with chur girl.
Guy 2: Yea nigga.

racketeering by LilBabyNigglets November 19, 2018