bouch

to slap somebody in the face with your cock. (cock slap)

I bouched that girl in the face last night and then she sucked on my dick.

by smokey mcpot October 13, 2004

Bouch

There are two definitions for this:

1. It is a boner that hurts. Hence the b-ouch!

2. An individual gets an erection after viewing an ugly girl.

Andy gotta bouch after looking at Sully!!!

by h@yd3n March 3, 2009

bouch

A slang term for best friend/ bitch. Can be used in many different ways.

“Aiden is my bouch🥴”

“Aiden is such a bouch!”

by Mr. BitchSniffer April 24, 2021

Bouch

A mattress often used as a bed, located where a couch should be.

Bouches are typically found in college dorms where inebriation and debauchery take place.

The bouch was invented by a coon.

Joe: "What should we do with Frank? He's to drunk to walk, let alone drive."
Jack: "Hold him here, I'll get the bouch."

by Roddog Assassin August 30, 2009

Bouch

1. Someone who has an unusual obsession with bacon and egg rolls
2. A cooker/designer of bacon and egg rolls- a baker
3. A lazy careers advisor

"Gidday Bouch"
Bouch: "Just a bacon and egg roll thankyou"

by Jim Piper April 14, 2008

bouch

Peter Van Danns cat, from Anne Frank.

"bouch is a tom cat."

by Gregory. July 3, 2007

Bouch

Euphamism for fart, usually used with small children.

"Daddy, you bouched!!!"

by Doctor Potter December 25, 2011