Bluetooth Douche 

Easily identified as the self-important guy talking to himself as loudly as possible through his bluetooth enabled ear piece. Despite being on the beach, at a movie theater, on a date, in the elevator, or at home in his pajamas he wants people to think he's tech savvy and well-connected. Bluetooth douches come in a variety of forms, from skeezy office guy to overzealous tech geek, the alpha bluetooth douche may also be mistaken for a used-car salesman.

Joe: That dude is trying way too hard to sound important.
Tate: Which guy?
Dennis: The bluetooth douche talking to himself at the end of the bar.
Tate: Ah, the guy drinking the Sapporo who's been trying to pick up the waitress for the last hour.

Bluetooth Douche by Lexcorp February 4, 2008

Bluetooth psychosis 

When a person who frequently uses a Bluetooth device begins to continuously hallucinate that they are on the phone.

My partner wound up being treated for his Bluetooth psychosis which had its origins in his inflated sense of self-importance.

Bluetooth psychosis by Dr Bunnygirl January 13, 2019

Bluetooth psychopath 

A person who hacks into an unwitting stranger’s Bluetooth device by clandestinely pairing which he does to obtain personal information about that person.

When I met him and he charmed me with his intuitions about me, I never dreamed he was a Bluetooth psychopath.

Bluetooth psychopath by Dr Bunnygirl January 13, 2019

imaginary bluetooth 

A device that allows people to communicate out loud with imaginary friends, foes, complaint hot lines, etc, while in public places. Commonly used on public transport.

Sam: That bloke was jabbering away, but had no phone.

Saul: He was using his imaginary bluetooth.

imaginary bluetooth by wheaty October 1, 2008

Bluetooth Head 

The act of receiving hands free oral sex from a female.

"Breezy hooked it up with some Bluetooth Head"

Bluetooth Head by Reegz January 11, 2009

Burka Bluetooth 

When a somalian takes a crappy generic brand cellular device and tucks it on the side of the their head between their burka and ear creating a hands free device.

Micheal: Did you see that somalian using their Burka Bluetooth?

Steve: Yeah, right as she drove her car in me as i crossed the road!

Burka Bluetooth by baby punter May 11, 2010

bluetooth pissing 

The act of standing and taking a leak hands free, in other words not holding your dick.

Dave is always bluetooth pissing, that's why his shoes are always wet.

bluetooth pissing by michaelh_66 June 10, 2008