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when you take a shit and you can't hold in your puke so you turn around and barf all on the shit you just took.
Jim M got to drunk and shit then turned around w/ his pants down and barf on his shit in cape may new jersey bitch.
blarf by Johnny spots February 1, 2005
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The act of throwing up, puking or perhaps getting sick.
"Oh my god, I haven't felt good all night. Be right back! I think i'm about to blarf!"

"Hold on, I think I have to blarf..."
Blarf by erin[x]core; December 20, 2007
Good lord in heaven, that diner was so bad, I had to blarf!
blarf by Sidd Black October 23, 2002
A male/female (commonly females) who are try hards in looking good yet ugly as fuck and flirts with guys/girls that despise their presence. A common way of identifying a blarf is that they wear shirts that hang off one shoulder, indicating that maybe they are a slut, but later on you find out they are indeed a tight ass prudey trudy. They usually try and act like others and seek loads of attention. They do not follow bros b4 hoes or chicks b4 dicks. Simply, a blarf is someone who thinks they are hot, yet is not in a way, shape, or form attractive.
hannah is the biggest blarf on the planet

did you see that disgusting skank over there? she deserves the rank of a blarf

that boy that just passed is so ugly, i hear he is such a tool. what a blarf.
Blarf by killtheblarfs.com April 25, 2011
The act of Blarf.

OR

The expression of Blarf.
Hey janathan.. blarf
Blarf by Grinidad March 24, 2008
The phenomenon that takes place when smoking a blunt you just can't handle and you vomit.
"hphhhhhhhhhh.... braaaaaaaach" "dude! go easier so you don't blarf again"
Blarf by EffPee February 11, 2009