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Bladed Reach Around

The act of cutting ones genitals off with a knife.

The phrase first appeared in Song Reader: the musical
"If you don't pay me by the end of the week, I'll give you one of my bladed reach around specials."

bladed hand 

the shape of ur hand when you are knifing someone
his bladed hand went and knifed me so hard last night.
bladed hand by bbgjumpingbeans December 31, 2017

Bladed Ballon 

The act of extreme gaping. An act of anal persecution and outlawed by the Genanal Convention.
F: Why is there blood in my bed?
M: You asked me for a bladed ballon.

F: Isn’t that outlawed?

Fraser Bladed

When someone swirls their finger on your taint while grabbing your ass.
Brendan could feel the uninvited index finger sliding over his taint, it was at this moment he knew he had been Fraser Bladed.
Fraser Bladed by Mummyoftheyear November 21, 2022

Bladderful 

I'm so bladderful right now, I need a bathroom or I'll explode!
Bladderful by JBennett February 14, 2009

bladerful 

The extreme need to pee
First invented by Jay Bennett, Valentine's Day 2009

Secondly invented by The Greeb Brothers (John and Hank green) on their podcast Dear Hank and John October 24, 2016
Student: (raises hand)

Teacher: Yes? What is it?

Student: I am feeling very bladerful may I use the restroom please?
bladerful by Din P February 26, 2017