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Niko Bellic 

The East Europeon Protagonist of Grand Theft Auto IV, who has been lied by his cousin Roman to come to America only to fend off his problems he has contracted through time. He has a strong military experience and has been living in War torn countries and Third world prisons before he came to Liberty City. He is also really sarcastic to people when he is insulted or black balled by people
Niko Bellic: Yeah, He's Dead
McReary: Great, I can get rid of these now. I feel like a new man. Not many people get a second chance like this. Thank You
Niko Bellic: Your Sins Absolved, I guess...?
Niko Bellic by JJCoolJ91 March 10, 2008
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Roman Bellic 

The cousin of Niko Bellic, the protagonist of the video game Grand Theft Auto IV. He loves women and he loves his cousin.
Roman Bellic:

"Niko, have you ever been with 2 women at once? Four big titties to be playing with!?"

"Hey cousin... It's you cousin!"
Roman Bellic by lSKDUvg August 14, 2009

roman bellic 

Niko Bellic's cosion in Grand Theft Auto 4.
Niko Bellic: hey there Roman.
Roman Bellic: You want to see some tites?
roman bellic by siefer24 May 8, 2008

niko bellic 

the gta 4 protagonist (the best in the series)
niko bellic is my favourite characetre hehheh
niko bellic by nobilly7 January 14, 2023

Pulling A Niko Bellic 

When someone is thrown out of a car. It can either be an extremely brutal collision or a swing set. Either way, you're flying.
Me: *walking down the street*
*sees two cars get into a brutal accident where a driver flies out of the windshield*
Driver: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Me: Ahh, you're pulling a Niko Bellic there, aren't you?

Niko Bellic `~` Prequel `~`Artificial Intellgience `~` Angel Jose Robles

Niko Bellic `~` Prequel `~`Artificial Intellgience `~` Angel Jose Robles
Niko Bellic `~` Prequel `~`Artificial Intellgience `~` Angel Jose Robles

Belligerent Pythagoreans 

Belligerent Pythagoreans — a term that makes you rejoice that disaffected DOMESTIC TERRORIST do poorly in school and generally speaking work alone.

The most effective way of using automatic and semiautomatic machine gunfire is by creating interlocking fields of fire to maximize body count. This can be easily done with two people but — THE MORE THE MAYHEM-ier. The effect of interlocking triangular fire is to literally drive individuals into another field of fire when fleeing.

Automatic weapons tend to “ride up” and the firing application has to be slightly different from a long weapon. At least that’s what YouTube videos say.

What do I know?
Instructor teaching faculty and staff during an active shooter preparedness class/drill:

“Now your worst nightmare is a team of Belligerent Pythagoreans with automatic weapons attacking your playground or your auditorium.”

Confused teacher:

Could you please translate “ Belligerent Pythagoreans” into “civilian”?

Instructor teaching faculty and staff during an active shooter preparedness class/drill:

Yes. What I mean by that is two DOMESTIC TERRORIST, who did well in school, who work together to create interlocking fields of fire, based on the theory of plane geometry.

Confused teacher:

So you’re saying that we’re — relatively speaking — safe, right?