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Barry Sanders Syndrome 

A psychological disorder in which an athlete is an excellent player on a team that fails to find any scrap of success. Named after Barry Sanders, an NFL running back who played his entire 10-year career with the woefully horrible atrocious Detroit Lions.
Example: Josh Gordon of the Cleveland Browns may be suffering from Barry Sanders Syndrome, as he is the only player on that team with a clue!
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barry scott 

Barry Scott is a fictional person, who presents the Cillit Bang adverts. Played by Neil Burgess, he is famous for saying "Hi, I'm Barry Scott", "Bang! And the dirt is gone!", showing how quick rusty pennies can be cleaned, and for generally being loudly over-enthusiatic about Cillit Bang.
Hi, Barry Scott here, asking if you have problems with limescale, rust and ground-in-dirt. They're a challenge for some household cleaners, but not, for Cillit Bang!
barry scott by Tom Dubya July 16, 2006

Barf-Shivers 

Recalls the shivering sensation that often follows a prolonged period of retching. Invokes feelings of profound disgust or discomfort.
"Seriously, the thought of her nasty garlicly shit-breath in my face for another two hours gave me the barf-shivers."
Barf-Shivers by Dex Abbott January 23, 2009

barry sanders 

The greatest running back ever for the greatest sport ever, Football.
If the Lions still had Barry Sanders, they would have won the Super Bowl.

Barf-shart 

Situation where one vomits from the mouth and excretes human waste from the anus at the same time. Can be caused from laughing, ridiculous weirdness or excess consumption of alcohol.
He was so smashed that he barf-sharted.

I was laughing so hard that I barf-sharted.
Barf-shart by BAsch July 10, 2010

barf swapping 

When drunk and horny lovers make out after one or both having vomited and not yet washed their mouth(s).
Dick and Jane were so fucked up on New Years, to celebrate at midnight she puked and they started barf swapping in the middle of the party.

barry silbert 

An over-privileged sociopath who derives joy by hurting others-particularly those less privileged than himself
Remember the time that Barry Silbert tried to destroy the doge army’s spirit by shorting Doge?
barry silbert by Doge!!! May 9, 2021