attention troll 

someone who frequents Facebook Pages or Youtube Videos to post comments in order to get attention.

Looks like the attention troll made another negative comment on the youtube video just to get attention.

attention troll by Poop Stain Barney December 18, 2011

Attention gangbang 

Wanting attention but only the attention of multiple people and not being able to handle the attention of just one person.

"Why couldn't she tell me her problem in our one on one deep conversation?"
"She wanted an attention gangbang so she told everyone her problem in the group chat"

Attention gangbang by Gucci boots September 2, 2014

Attention Whore 

The worst possible manifestation of extroverted human beings.

A euphemism for someone with Histrionic Personality Disorder.
Someone who is tormented by the idea that they may not be the center of attention.

name is such an attention whore.

Attention Whore by MinisterEvil May 18, 2015

target cart attendant 

if they didnt exist, target would die

LOD: wow, target cart attendant, if you didnt exist, target would die

target cart attendant by imsosorryforyou February 15, 2010

Attention hider 

Basically the opposite to an attention seeker they try to hide themselves and don't like the attention on them.

"Oh Rebecca's such an attention hider"

Attention hider by Clay ney August 14, 2017

david attenborough 

THE ONLY person to even roundhouse kick Chuck Norris before Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him

The indesputable forger of all modern definitive wildlife doccumentaries is david attenborough

david attenborough by the person who shall not be named September 21, 2007

Attention Tampon

Someone who soaks up all of the attention.

Guy #1: Dude, I can't stand this new guy, he's such a kiss-up!

Guy #2: I know! He's such an attention tampon!

Attention Tampon by TheSpirix January 23, 2011