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Claire Ashworth 

Defined as a Dirty sket, riddled with stds, has probably shagged your grandad. Very sorry better hide him no one is safe.
What’s that coming over the hill is a hex bug ?

No you silly twat its a Claire Ashworth and her flappy ham wallet

Ashforth 

A Large Goat From Sweden, Usually Found In Forests.
I Saw An Ashforth In Sweden, Dude!
Ashforth by Lucy C January 21, 2007
The air u breath is assworth as in doesnt cost you a thing
assworth by Jacson Rod April 21, 2008

Ashforth 

The common cat-lover who dwells in dark rooms playing online games like Halo Reach
Ashforth angry. Grrr
Ashforth by Stevebro555 June 6, 2011

assworthy 

used to describe an object that is as worthy of an ass
An assworthy pile of dung
assworthy by Danza December 8, 2003

ashworth69 

when you hump john ashworth really really fast while cindy ashworth and mutt watch.
hey jonh... you wanna do the ashworth69?

nah man ur a fuckin fag
ashworth69 by Jack Awoll June 4, 2023