Article 13 

The great depression with a twist

OOf for article 13

Article 13 by ttv.bounzl April 1, 2019

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude 

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude by Moose September 23, 2003

Sexcuse article

The act of 'accidentally' forgetting an article of clothing or object to give yourself a reason to come back to someone's place and fuck.

When Jeremy left his hat at her house, she was convinced that it was a sexcuse article. This was proven a fact when he asked to come over to collect his hat because he wanted a bootycall.

Sexcuse article by josefiend July 9, 2011

Article 13 

The death of YouTubers.

Article 13 is gonna ruin YouTube and its followers cause if its new stupid laws that can kill a person

Article 13 by Alien Weed April 10, 2019

Article 26 

An imaginary written article of an employment agreement or policy, wherein one certain employee gets to dictate their own terms with regard to scheduling, overtime, time off, and other workplace rules, usually to the detriment of other employees.

The clear language of Article 26 allows him to bump anyone from their day off, regardless of any other policies in place.

While anyone else would have been suspended, Article 26 protected him from all discipline.

Article 26 by Doctorsnote November 17, 2016

Article 13 

Yet another scummy attempt from the government in order to repress creative freedom and control the internet

Oh, you thought them getting rid of Net Neutrality was bad? Just wait until they apply Article 13.

Article 13 by Dubiks February 21, 2019

Article 15 

1. Also known as Alston 15.

2. a form of non-judicial punishment in the army given to soldiers typically for bullshit reasons

3. a way for military officers to feel superior and get their dicks hard

4.if your a soldier in the army and you become injured... Do not i repeat do not attend to your injuries or else you will get an article 15. also do not lose your wallet.

attn troops... there will be a 4 mile company ruck march tomorow at 5 am in 120 degree heat.

soldier 1- Damn man, you look like you had alot to drink yesterday

soldier 2- no i only had 5 drinks and one was a double

soldier 1- ok well make sure you make the ruck march or you will get an Alston 15... i mean article 15

solder 2- ok man

couple hours later.... Soldier 2 falls asleep and skips ruck march... receives article 15/loses pay/ demoted one rank

Article 15 by no-motivation August 2, 2011