april fools 

A term used to describe people or things that are a joke.

- Well this sucks, Master G-Dawg Homeslice just released yet another April fools track.

- Look at them, they paid $75 for front row seats, while our second row seats were only $25. They are April fools for sure.

april fools by define it March 31, 2008

April Fools 

The first day of April, when you can fake your sexuality or put tape under someone's mouse.

Mike: Jim, I think I'm gay!
Jim: Really?!
Mike: April Fools!

April Fools by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017

April Fools 

April Fools is a fine piece of pornography starring man bun dontay where a man says that he has a pain on his leg but is was actually his pp and he got his step sister to jerk him off. his sister got naked in his bed THE NEXT DAY. he fricked her bum hol and he said "ugh this is so wrong" and she said "making me touch your cock on the couch was not wrong" and in his defence he said "you didn't even touch it" they decided to frik some more. his pp fell out when she was jirating on his pp. i got scared because i thought that she had a shlong. man bun dontay said "fuck get back in there" when he was about to cum he told he to get off and she said no then he said "oh god" he flinged in her coochie and then text came up saying "oops you missed the best part"

i love the porno april fools

April Fools by shaan simp May 12, 2020

april fools 

n. When a man is engaging in anal sex with a partner and comunicates to the partner that he is finished, then as the partner turns around he is greeted by skeet in the face and eyes while hearing "April Fools!"
On all other days this is known as a Houdini

Tomorrow I am going to pull an "April Fools" on Cindy

april fools by Nashawaty April 24, 2005

April fools 

The only day in the year you can tell someone you have a crush on how you really feel about them because you know that if they turn you down, you can just say "sike, it's April fools, I can't believe you fell for it, haha". After that you slowly die inside

Me: I've waited so long to tell you this, I love you!
My crush: You're just a friend to me, i don't like you.
Me: Haha, It's April fools, you're so stupid. You actually believed that!
Also me: "fuck life, what's the point of living"

April fools by Itsjustmeyesme April 1, 2020

april fools 

a day people use to joke with people without any cautions

i fucked your mom last night.... april fools!!!

april fools by m y r o n April 1, 2020

April Fools 

That one day that jerks use as an excuse to do anything.

Sometimes, on very rare occasions, jokes on this day are actually funny.

Guy 1: *deletes everything on Guy 2's computer*
Guy 2: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?"
Guy 1: "April Fools!"

Guy 3: "Did you hear? Minecraft released an April Fools update!"
Guy 4: "At least now I have something to do while I hide from all the jerks outside."

April Fools by Vexian Empire April 5, 2020