Angry Beaver

Used to describe a number of maladies and discomforts that could befall the vagina. It could be severe razor rash, thong rash, a nasty yeast infection, or the onset of ones period coupled with pms.

OMG, girl! I shaved with a dull razor and now I have one Angry Beaver!

Angry Beaver by foofy January 17, 2009

Angry Beaver

When a girl that was dumped in a jerk-ish fashion gets revenge. She usually performs an Angry Beaver (or act of revenge) a few weeks or even months after getting dumped. Noun.

That crazy chick tried to do an Angry Beaver on me after I dumped her on Christmas!

Angry Beaver by I'm gonna get you! January 3, 2011

angry beaver

When you're pounding a girl in the dumper (or asshole, as it's called in the medical profession), then right before you're about to go, you spit on the back of her head so she thinks you've gone. When she turns around, you cum on her face, rip out her pubs and throw them on her face so they stick, and she'll resemble an angry beaver.

J-unit: i gave this bitch an angry beaver last night
Guy: haha man that's totally TITS!
Girl: you guys shouldn't talk like that it's degrading to women.
Guy: well that may be, but why should i trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?
J-unit: plus it's funny as fuck!
Guy: have you tried the avalanche? where you cum in her face and push her down the stairs?

angry beaver by hobsonator September 26, 2007

angry beaver

when girl gives you a toothy blow job. -very uncomfortable-

yo paul i heard steve got an angry beaver from paige last night

angry beaver by reaper23 May 1, 2011

Angry Beaver

While fucking a girl in a lumber mill, your pounding her so hard that she has to bite down on a piece of wood.

Amy got splinters on her tongue by doing the angry beaver

Angry Beaver by WackaWackaWacka! November 1, 2010

ANGRY BEAVER

An ANGRY BEAVER is somebody who suffers from a syndrome that is caused whilst playing in goal in the heads and volleys version of football/soccer for a prolonged period of time. The symptons of this vicious syndrome are varied, they can be anything fom the affected person not talking much, being in denial that there not an ANGRY BEAVER, or simply becoming very easy to anger/annoyed. The only known cure to ANGRY BEAVER syndrome is to try and stay out of goal as much as possible, there is also no known vaccination for it

fucking hell! did you see pee wee earlier in goal? He was a right ANGRY BEAVER werent he!!!

ANGRY BEAVER by shayler1991 June 10, 2007

angry beaver

Used to describe a raunchy p***y

Usually a hairy unclean place to do business.

An angry beaver is not something you want to mess with.

Adam, you don't wanna mess with that chick over there, I can smell her angry beaver all the way from here!

angry beaver by Adamskiop August 13, 2016