Aedan 

An ancient sumerian word, the literal translation of which is "Fuckpig". This winged ghostface demon is the act of rape given physical form. He gargles mayo, and lives on a diet of Pope bones. The only thing he values more than his own reflection, is Dunhills.

"Look in the sky, it's Aedan!"
"Raaappeee!!!!"
"Can I bum a smoke Aedan?"
"Sure bud."

Aedan by Aedan's mum February 4, 2010

Aedan 

Aedan is a creepy sometimes perverted guy. You better watch him (incase he goes insane). Aedan's the type of guy to stay up to 5am reading philosophy. Aedan loves Nintendo, and getting all kinds of food. You better watch out when he's around. Aedan might beat you with a binder, but it's all love. He loves horror, but is lowkey scared. Aedan's also very antisocial, but you know they packing. Sus with the boys, freaky with the kids. Plus Aedan's are obsessed with Shane Dawson.

"Omg it's so big!"
"That's just Aedan"
"Oh I knew it"
"Aedan, why are the kids in your basement?"

Aedan by XxxToucan SamXxx October 28, 2020

Aedan 

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ayo aedan said the n word.

Aedan by downbadman123 November 23, 2021

Aedan 

Men named Aedan are very sexy and always happen to have a big dick.

"Oh! Your in a relationship with Aedan?"
"You must be very happy in bed ;)"

Aedan by Aedan Has A Big Penis May 9, 2022

Aedan 

Most probably a ginger or maybe blond. About 5’6 thinks he is taller. Thinks he is big and strong. is actually white pasty and thinner than paper.

also most definitely a nonce with pictures of kids on his phone.

That guys ego is so big. Must be aedan

Aedan by IKilleddonaldtrump December 3, 2019

Aedan 

Fat smelly, oiled up masterbator. Dreams of jimmy saville slipping his finger up his brown star. Likes fat gingers for when the cold weather season comes.
Usually a mad personality but when confronted usually runs away and punches a kid at the park. His favourite hobbies are to go to an all men’s glory hole on the weekends while his usual 9-5 is a product tester for rectal thermometers.

Aedan puts rectal thermometers in his ass for quality control 100 times a day.

Aedan by Honesty1971 February 2, 2020

Aedan 

BITCH

“ omg do u see him “

“ yeah his name is aedan “

“ he’s a BITCH

Aedan by daddy chill October 22, 2020