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School Administrator 

School administrators are something rarely seen outside of captivity. They are glorified half-retarded paper-pushers who feel that they are making a difference when in fact all they are doing is making everyone frustrated and slightly constipated at the sheer though of all their bullshit. It is socially, morally, and ethically acceptable to shun said beasts and laugh at them when in the presence of third parties. As of the present, there is no definite cure to their insufferable bitchiness; however, a sharp blow to the back of the head with a large bat or similar instrument seems to be effective.
When Kenny was forced to confront a school administrator, the bane of the entire world's existence, he chose to commit Hari Kari in a futile attempt to avoid being prison raped by the admins presence.
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Systems Administrator 

A member of the IT department that handles desktops, servers, network, network security and phone systems. Pretty much any hardware and standard software. Usually given so many tasks that random shit that has nothing to do with his job is given to him. Pretty much the company whipping boy.
Big wig 1: The toaster is broken.

Big wig 2: Whoa whoa whoa! It's like your talkin Chinese! Ask the systems administrator to fix it!

wikipedia administrator

Someone who weighs twice as much as a car and has no life. They go around undoing actually constructive edits while forcing a political agenda onto pages.
Constructive person: I just fixed a minor spelling error and added a new bit of sourced information.

Wikipedia administrator: Acktuayayally no, you cannot do that and I'm a wikipedia administrator. Your post was vandalism, triggered me, and didn't align with my political views even though your statement was completely factual and well-sourced. You have been issued a warning.

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The standard sentence that replaces moderated messages on GameFAQs forums. Appears in brackets without anything else in the post. Knowing GameFAQs mods, you'll see it alot.

If you see about five or more in a row, you know shit went down.
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Network Administrator 

To be a Network Administrator, you must first become JEDI. Once an Administrator, you can do everything and anything you want. Including getting paid to eat donuts, shoot your felow employees monitors, then replace them. Also Network Administrators get all the "tang"

wikipedia administrator

a tool or a geek or a dork that moderates wikipedia.
a wikipedia administrator is someone who mostly needs to get a life, mostly.

wikipedia administrator

One who has little to no social life whatsoever, and instead has decided to become a tools on Wikipedia. Most editors are not admins, because everybody hates admins.
Hey do you want to be a wikipedia administrator?
No way dude, everybody hates them and I have social life.