accident 

An unintended mistake of some kind.

(a) Befouling oneself with something vile (see shart for examples).
(b) Getting caught doing something stupid at work that results in a drug screening.

At the urinalysis drug testing facility:
Nurse: Did we have a little accident?
Patient: Accident? *looks down at self with bewilderment*
Nurse: Oh, you must be here for pre-employment screening then.

accident by tbonaz March 11, 2008

accident 

Fiction. A word mis-used to describe negligence, usually by the person at fault.

I didn't mean to blow up the world. It was an accident. What does that other button do?

accident by Bob Quigney November 3, 2007

Accident 

You

Aaron: mommy what is the worst accident that happened?
Mom: You honey, You

Accident by marina_ April 4, 2017

Accident 

There's several ways to define an accident:

1. You, the day or night that you were conceived. Usually happens when there's a broken condom involved when your mom and/or dad did not want a child.
2. Your face. In this world you either fall into the beautiful people category, the butterface category, or the fugly category if you're ugly all around. If you have a butterface or if you're fugly, people may say that your face was an accident when God created it.
3. The time when you run your car into someone else's by mistake or intentionally.

Scenario #1:
Woman: Oh yeah baby!
Man: Aaaarrgghhhh!!! Oh fuck, the condom broke!
Woman: *sweating* We're fucked now.
Man: What can I say...it was an accident.

Scenario #2:
Guy: What happened to your face? It looks like an accident. Did someone beat you with an ugly stick?
You: *sigh*

Scenario #3:
You: *smashes into some brand new expensive car* Oh fuck.
Guy: What the fuck, man?
You: It was an accident!

Accident by izcool September 11, 2009

Accident 

You. Or when you think you hit a small fox in the middle of the road, but it turns out to be your neighbors dog, then you get sued, and get a life sentence, then drop the soap in jail. That is an accident.

Uh, oh, the condom broke. Looks like we're gonna have a little accident.

Accident by Hungry Elk February 19, 2015

Accident 

What my parents say I am

"You are an accident!"

Accident by WillyWoe November 11, 2018

Accident 

A baby conceived due to a broken/forgotten condom.

Oh god, here comes Loretta and that little accident of hers Billy.

Accident by Satan Trump June 5, 2018