APUSH 

1. Advanced Placement United States History.
2. AP United States History
3. AP US History.
4. A rigorous high school course that teaches US History to a college level and gives you college credit if you complete it successfully.
5. FREAKING HELL. THIS CLASS SUCKS AND IT INUNDATES YOUR BLOOD WITH USELESS FUCKING TERMS, PHRASES, AND VOCABULARY.

1. "Does your school require that you take APUSH this year?"

2. "Are you taking APUSH this year?"

3. "32% of high school students take APUSH in high school. 48% of those students pass the AP exam with a 3, 4, or 5."

4. "APUSH looks good on college applications. You should take it your junior year."

5. "Oh god, I hope they don't make you take APUSH!!"

APUSH by Matt GXX November 24, 2011

APUSH 

the class that Assassinates People Using Stressful Homework

Sophomore: I'm taking APUSH next year.
Junior: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

APUSH by apush survivor October 11, 2010

APUSH 

A class made for masochists. Any who would appretiate a constant feeling of both ineptitude and a HUGE inferiority complex, would be wise to take this class from hell.

There have been a series of cases that result in death, either self-inflicted or stroke related, with this course.

I've got to read 20 pages on George Washington Carver's extensive experiments with penuts for APUSH tonight, we'll finish the last half in class tomorrow.

APUSH by JoffrayStirr September 5, 2009

APUSH 

death to anyone's GPA. true name is Advanced Placement U.S. History.

man i had a 3.8 gpa before apush now i have a 3.4.

APUSH by the eagle of 216 May 7, 2009

apush 

The worst high school class ever. Nuff said.

I think I am going to kill myself because of APUSH

apush by CrackaJack Fury November 15, 2004

Apush 

Short for AP US History. An Advanced Placement class in which the history of the US is studied. Get ready for very little sleep, suicidal thoughts, and no social life. A class meant to be taken for Juniors but if you came from ISB or Summa then you can take it AS A FRESHMEN.

Toob My Loob Loob: You guys taking Apush in the FIRST YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL?
Jugs: Yea, how is it?
Toob My Loob Loob: My brother took it as a Junior, hard as hell.
Jugs: Oh shit......!

Apush by Joobless Jingu-Litches July 30, 2010

APUSH 

A highly ritualized form of suicide usually affecting high school juniors. APUSH kills by forcing so many facts, names, and dates into a person's head that it actually explodes.
Sometimes, an APUSH fails to kill the person and instead kills their GPA, leaving them untouchable to all colleges (even those that advertise on TV).

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn Jane. For some reason, she thought that APUSH wouldn't kill her, even though it has already killed so many others."

APUSH by spudmaster34 January 18, 2010