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Chronicles of a Dark Lord: Episode I Tides of Fate 

A Role-Playing game for the PC created in the "old-school" style of Final Fantasy IV, V, or VI. Breaks several long-held RPG conventions (such as your main character actually being a hero) with enhanced graphics/sound and so on.

Can purchase on Gamersgate.com or Impulse.

Features:

-25+ hours of game-play

-Classic Mode 7 graphics

-Side-view Active-time Battles (ATB) reminiscent of the classic console RPGs

-Full-Screen/Windowed Mode Toggle

-Enhanced graphics and sound!

-Optional quests and bonus dungeons!

-Beautifully orchestrated soundtrack by Kevin Macleod

-Decisions you and your party make will affect whether other characters or even NPCs live or die and much more!

Enter a world of shadowy intrigue where stained pasts collide with the present in an explosive confrontation that will define one young man's dark destiny as he attempts to thwart the machinations of a true evil beyond all imagining...
You played Chronicles of a Dark Lord: Episode I Tides of Fate yet? Move over Final Fantasy, you've been replaced.

lord love a duck 

1. an exclaimation uttered when nothing else will fit... often used when stunned or dismayed.

2.a saying written in magic disappearing blowpen to make Neffy suck the ink up in a fit of laughter.
"Lord love a duck... that alien just gone and blew up our truck."

"You slept with my BROTHER? Well Lord love a duck..."

"Bite me big time? Well Lord love a duck!!"
lord love a duck by Neffy August 21, 2003

your a fucking gay lord 

The emphasis on tell you some one that “your a fucking gay lord “.
Also know as lord of the gays
“Your a fucking gay lord

Oh lord for a night! 

OLFAN is a common expression meaning “oh lord for a night.” It is used to express shock and surprise in many texting conversations. This phrase stems from old english, originally used to express displeasure with the french king. Notably, it excludes any complex words brought by the French monarchy. Over the years, it evolved to have a more positive connotation and was eventually reclaimed by the French. It is a common vernacular in French texting, and English speakers are using gradually integrating it into their speech.
Friend 1: She’s pregnant!
Friend 2: Oh lord for a night!

lord fuck a duck 

A creative way of saying holy fuck, what the fuck, the fuck, and basically any sentence that has fuck in it and is used in this manner.

Sith Lord save a ho 

The above and beyond of the “Captain save a ho” regime. If young Anakin Skywalker were captain save a hoe, Sith Lord save a hoe would be Palpatine.

An enabler of high end rachet behaviors, while creating a safe haven for scandalous females.
typically surrounded by bag whores whom dont put out yet show enough skin to frustrate unsuspecting men.
The ‘Sith lord save a ho’ is typically retired with a SSI check coming that he’ll spend on the debaucherous woman in his stable. His residence typically housing random backpacks, wardrobes, and other ill aquired items dropped off by said women.
Most importantly the ‘Sith lord’ is a Hater, doing all in his power to assist the ratchets in shenanigans against younger male targets.
Cock Blocker level: GOD.
“So I was smoking out with Angel in the parking lot, she was about to give me head…”
“Oh shit, really?”
“Yeah, until SITH LORD SAVE A HO pulls up beside us and she hops in his car to go shopping at Walmart!!”
“Damn, the Force is STRONG with that one!”
“Wasted my whole bag I did, mmmm hm hm hm!!!”