Gold and a Pager 

An awesome song by the Cool Kids. Sadly, the idea for the name and chorus was jacked from the song "F*** tha Police" by N.W.A.

Broski 1: Dude you know Gold and a Pager by Cool Kids?
Broski 2: yea dude, its a good song, but they jacked that shit from N.W.A.

Gold and a Pager by mike j0n3sssss!!! March 8, 2009

Earn a page 

To learn a valuable lesson. Most commonly used when a cutter picks up some dark without suffering too much for it. Alternatively, "earn a book".

"You can really earn a page when you see someone else make a terrible life decision."

Earn a page by Zed Numar July 31, 2021

gold and a pager 

the answer to every math problem every invented

Teacher: Excuse me mike, what is the answer to number 57?
Mike: uh... gold and a pager

gold and a pager by mattscott23 March 18, 2008

a pager 

A person who is sexy, has wicked hair, and picks up girls without trying.

"check out that guy with that deadly hair, Maynard like face and one sexy ass body. He is totally a Pager!"

a pager by Pager January 18, 2006

Got a page missing 

to be used to describe somebody who is lacking in intelligence

"this guys got a page missing"

"no he's missing a whole chapter"

Got a page missing by magic sandall October 22, 2022

Doing a T-Paine

The act of sitting in complete silence for the duration of a first date, and still gaining a second.

Dude: You said absolutely nothing to Katie last night! It must have been so awkward!

Tom: Nah, it was fine! I was 'Doing a T-Paine', we are going out again next week.

Doing a T-Paine by UnbelievableD October 13, 2013

I-a cu paine 

(This is in written romanian. For english, use Google Translate. It is very good.)Acest termen este des folosit de ramura societății înalte, reprezentând statutul social cât si financiar, fiind un simbol al puterii burgheziei .De exemplu:"Alino esti cam slaba , i-a cu paine" , în această situație este folosit ca sens denaturat, însemnând o remarcă. Alt exemplu ar fi:"Buna fata , i-a cu paine ", preferată marelui orator Serghei Mizil, care inseamna de fapt ura si trăirile de regret ale vorbitorului.Dupa cum putem vede expresia "i-a cu paine " are un larg câmp semantic. Criticul contemporan Bahoi spunea că această formulare aduce un gram de eleganță discuției.
In english: "Take it with bread".
Din respwect, cu Broscărești. :*

Cand cineva iti spune "Esti prost", tu răspunzi cu "Mă-ta-i curvă.", iar daca acesta indrazneste sa riposteze tu vei raspunde cu "I-a cu paine".

I-a cu paine by Marieta Patrér March 3, 2020