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text-a-holic 

A person (male or female) who constantly has their phone open minute by minute. From right when they wake up, to right before they go to bed. Their phone is like a reusable drug, and you know when someone is addicted. Click, clack, click, click is all you hear from them. Even if they come in contact with the person they are texting, they still text after parting ways for some odd reason.

It makes them feel at ease to have their phone extremely close to them. If their phone is dead or forgotten somehwere, they go into depression and/or a "sleepy" state in which they almost stop talking altogether. Anywhere and everywhere they are texting; even at the most awkward places where you would not be texting, (example: a movie theatre) which is EXTREMELY annoying especially knowing the fact that they aren't even paying any attention to the movie.

You may also notice with avid texters that they pay no attention to anything else except writing their message to the other avid texter. Usually it's described as a zombie or brain dead stage and they are only attentive when the phone is closed. The sad thing is, most phone companies offer "Unlimited Texting" which makes all the avid texters out there go nuts. Also, most phones have "T9 Text" which spells out words for them so they can text pages upon pages of nothing but bullcrap.

Does anyone have a clue of what they are texting? No. Can we find out? No, because if you even touch their phone they will freak out and ask you "what the hell are you doing?" and get very defensive like their phone is a precious diamond.
John: "Hey, Mike, what do you wanna do now?"

Mike: ".....(click, click, clack, click)"

John: "...Mike...?"

Mike: *Shuts phone* "What?!"

John: "Nevermind....text-a-holic..."

Mike: (Click, click, clack, click)

myspace-a-holic 

Someone who will spend hours and hours working on their myspace, checking messages every second,commenting people so they can get more, and even working on those really gay "suspenseful" scary bullitens. theyre addicted...and pathetic.
1:omg i just made all of my myspace marquee in under 2 hours!!
2:fuckin myspace-a-holic

spooge-a-holic 

A spooge-a-holic is a chick or dude (eww) that just loves nuthin better than to swallow mass quantities of spooge. Bukake videos are made featuring spooge-a-holics. Also see spoogehog. A very attractive trait for a woman to posess.
1) She was a raging spooge-a-holic.... after she did me and I passed out, she did everyone else at the party too.

2) Man, I love that little bukake bitch.... what a spooge-a-holic.

3) Shes a spooge-a-holic, I gave her desert.
spooge-a-holic by Ezeerider May 26, 2005

whack-a-holic

someone who has an obsession with beating their meat.
ex: man, todd is such a whack-a-holic, he did it 4 times in one day.
whack-a-holic by sacajewia January 6, 2008

tweet-a-holic 

Adjective or Noun; A person who is addicted to twitter. They tweet about 25 times a day and try to get as many followers as possible. Some may ask why they want all of these followers, but there is no figuring out a tweet-a-holic.
Miley Cyrus is a tweet-a-holic. Everytime I log into Twitter I see her face.
tweet-a-holic by theownzor June 6, 2009

Hispan-a-holic 

A Drunk Hispanic or Latin woman (in this case) that falls down, starts fights, loses her memory, dances crazy by herself, passes out in the car on the way home, or otherwise makes a fool of herself.
Dude, did you see that drunken ass Latin chick Scott was out with last night? She drank more than me; she must be a Hispan-a-holic!
Hispan-a-holic by scwped August 17, 2011