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Ass·a·holic 

An individual plagued by a chronic disorder know as Assaholisim; an obsession or repeated mention of all that is ass. This poor individual will reference anal at least 4 times in a conversation and has also been rumored to have a slight Asian fetish. Some signs of being an Assaholic include:

· Excessive tutting.

· An extreme fondness for piffle plants.

· Casual use of ^^ symbols.

· They have also been known to cohabit with chinchillas.

If you ever encounter an Assaholic it is recommended you remove all kippers from your person and proceed with caution.
Innocent lil thang: "GEH!! Where is my belt!?"

Creeper: "Maybe it's in your ass!"

Innocent lil thang: "...Why would it be in my ass?"

Creeper: "Too much anal?"

Innocent lil thang: "You are such an Ass·a·holic."
Ass·a·holic by technosquid October 20, 2010
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Assaholic 

Noun 1. A person who seems addicted to behaving like an asshole. 2. An alcoholic who exhibits extreme asshole behavior.

3. Someone addicted to asses.
"John, even at my mother's funeral, you still acted like a jerk. I swear you are an assaholic. I want a divorce!"
Assaholic by funkstank June 29, 2009

Assaholic 

Describes an individual that is addicted to being or becoming an Asshole.
Don't mind him, he is just an assaholic.
Assaholic by FionaX October 23, 2006

Assaholic bitch 

The derogatory term for the popular YouTube ihe or I hate everything commonly used by 12 year old boys in a YouTube comment section

assaholic 

A term used to describe anyone who has an insatiable need for the ass. one who likes to lick,fondle,caress,stroke,eat,bite,sniff,or wipe other peoples asses and cannot stop, usually this leads to crack addiction
"Teresa is a major assaholic"
assaholic by Grey (Clitmaster) September 21, 2004

assaholic 

When someone has had too much to drink and they act like a total asshole.
You drank way too much last night, fell over the table, broke several glasses and were a complete assaholic!
assaholic by Chadds Ford Group April 20, 2009

assaholic 

i love ass! i think im an assaholic
assaholic by joey April 29, 2003
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