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24/7 on computer 

When you are always on your computer every day 24/7
This is a condition that occurs the most if your a:
Redditor
Twitter user
Youtube watcher
Urban dictionary reader
Netflix watcher
Xfinity watcher
Guy 1: That guy has been 24/7 on computer
Guy 2: Oh man, his eyes are going to be fucked soon.

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on lun 7 9 

on9 on stetoid. In colloquial Hong Kong Cantonese, on9 means fucking stupid, while 'on' means stupid and '9' has the same pronunciation as 'gau', meaning dick. on9, therefore, means fucking stupid (adj) or fucking idiot (n). 'on lun 7 9' mean on9 to the extreme: lun, 7, 9 all means dick in profanity in Cantonese in Hong Kong. In general, the more variations of the dick you can cram into describing the same event, in this case 'on' (stupid), the more amplified and emphasized is the meaning.
roommate1: hey what don't you turn down the volume, i wanna get some shit done for midterm tomorrow
roommate2: what don't you go bang your fucking head on the door. (you are) on lun 7 9! (adj)

Upon seeing a mainlander lining up outside the Aston Martin store for hours in the rain to get a new ride so that he can brandish in front of her fellow mainlandish friends back in the mainland, a local hk goes -
random_guy: you see that on lun 7 9 over there? who with a sane mind would line up for an Aston Marin? it hurts both the legs and the wallet. If i'm getting a AM, i'll make the sales treat me like i'm James Bond
on lun 7 9 by No_Hands March 3, 2011

7.4 on the Rectum scale 

A blasting, large stinky fart that usually sends people running,afraid of "after-shocks"
Man, I had to open the windows, cuz that was a 7.4 on the rectum scale!!

PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT 

ramming a bowling trophy in a persons anus
I ASKED MY WIFE IF I COULD GIVE HER A 7-10 SPLIT. SHE SAID ONLY IF SHE COULD PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT ON ME.

Thing on Level 7 

A monster from the Backrooms. It is an impossibly large fish on Level 7, and has killed all other forms of native life on the level due to its superior hunting skills.
The Thing on Level 7 only lives in the water, so if you stay out of the water you should be fine.
Thing on Level 7 by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022