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7 and Champagne 

someone who drives a car with their left hand on the "7" position on the steering wheel with a cup, glass, or mug,
drinking with their right hand while driving.
While my car was at a stop light, I looked over and noticed the driver in the car next to me was 7 and champagne.
7 and Champagne by Dr OG April 19, 2019
Aw fuck, i got a 7 and 2.
7 and 2 by lllllkmjj May 21, 2025

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and 9 

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and 9 are all 1 digit nums

blonderella and the 7 mistakes 

Blonderella, a term used to define a short blonde female chihuahua. Also called Blondielocks.
Blonderella and the 7 mistakes. Go do the dishes.

7 things and AAAAAHHHH

"All 7 Things and AAAAAHHHH come here, you all are in trouble" -Mom

"AAAAAHHHH, the WiFi is out" -Mom
"Mom, I can't fix that" -AAAAAHHHH

"Oh AAAAAHHHH sweetheart, I wasn't talking to you, I was screaming because the WiFi went out" -Mom

"Thing 1, come here!" -Mom

"Coming mom" -Thing 1

"No, I said Thing 1 not Thing 2" -Mom
"But Mom I am Thing 1" -Thing 1

"Oh sorry sweetheart you things look a lot alike" -Mom

They all have actual names, but they all started with "J" and it was too hard to remember, so I changed their names to Thing 1-7 and the troublemaker to AAAAAHHHH

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