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A middle aged man who is still a nerd, plays a lot of videogames, and is the opposite of contributing adult.
Person 1: This person is a 34
Person 2: Yes, he probably watches star wars all day and yells at his computer instead of actually contributing to society.
34 by sackn February 5, 2022
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34 and a halfer 

someone who can suck their penis or vagina,69ing by themselves.
that circus freak is so limber he can suck his own dick, he don't need a partner to 69,thats a 34 and a halfer.

taking matters into your own mouth.

if you want something done right, do it yourself.
34 and a halfer by snatchtrapp October 20, 2008
An alternative term for a blowjob, since it is half of 69.
I don't think I wanna 69 right now, but I'm down for a 34.5.
34.5 by Old_Wizard August 29, 2020
69 for midgets
hey, look at them midgets doing 34.5!
34.5 by jim May 16, 2004
34 1/2 is half of 69. It means one performing an oral sex act instead of two performing simultaneously.
34 1/2 is my favorite sexual position, it's less work than 69.
34 1/2 by asisee January 16, 2013
ex: Dude, I snagged me a 34 D!
34 D by mkc08 August 14, 2008