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Brown Door Knob 

A sexual act in which someone poops into their hand and then massages their partners penis in a violent twisting motion, as if they were trying to turn the knob of a locked door.
Person A: "Wow, that was the best brown door knob I ever had! Next time can you stick your house key into my dick?"

Person B: "Oh.. so you want your knob unlocked? ;)"

Person A: "No...I just like putting small objects in there while its covered in poop."

Person B: "Oh...I see.."
Brown Door Knob by Renegade0894 March 30, 2016

door prize 

A code phrase used among women for various feminine hygiene products.
I had to go buy some door prizes because I am expecting my period to begin soon.

or,

By any chance do you have a door prize that I can use?
door prize by TruCafe May 11, 2009
A gap between the front two teeth of a person. Typically quite large in size.
OMG he was cute until he smiled and I noticed he had an open door!
WHAT?! You don't like open doors? I love them!
Open Door by dicksquadsbh July 24, 2015

Duck under the door frame 

Chick with dick
Dude!! That chick the other night!!. She had a duck under the door frame!!!

doomsday 

A queer, small man who runs around proclaiming victory only to be found with his trousers around his ankles and a trial of blood spewing forth from his prostate.
doomsday by Anonymous November 9, 2003

Back door 

She has a fine back door.
Back door by Black Fascist Hater November 1, 2012