skin rippin pillow biter

an anal extremist. one who engages in the act of anal sex way too often. a lover of the funky butt mud and the chocolate cock.
(that should be a band....sounds like it should be one anyways)

"you're a fuckin skin rippin pillow biter"

"you hear that Antoine is a skin rippin pillow biter?"

skin rippin pillow biter by matty_p October 16, 2008

trunk-ripened 

What happens to food that accidentally gets left in the car for a long time after a trip to the grocery store.

Oh man, I left a bunch of bananas in my car over the weekend, and now they are completely brown and smell gross, totally trunk-ripened.

trunk-ripened by aces1 April 20, 2010

Taint-rippling fart 

A fart so loud and powerful that not only will you worry if you've sharted, but the shock waves created by the booming sound, will ripple the skin along your taint.

Peggy Sue got the shock of her life. With Pete going down on her after their meal of chilli with beans, she let rip with what Pete later described as a taint-rippling fart. He could see the skin of her taint ripple with the explosion emanating from her arse.

Taint-rippling fart by Dick Examiner January 14, 2018

Brown Ripper

A massive turd that feels like you are being ripped in half, from anus to taint and anus to low back, as it works it’s way out.

Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.

Braaaaahhhh could you take a quick gander at my gooch area? I just did a brown ripper and I think it really tore flesh this time.

I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.

I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.

Brown Ripper by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018

neigh neigh rips 

When you wanna hit the machine from the back to get the tonky tingles and to starve that brain of oxygen

Heffa! Lemme hit it from the back, I want some good neigh neigh rips

neigh neigh rips by Fiddynic December 7, 2021

ripperoni

What you say when an unfortunate event transpires to you or another person. Slang term for "Rest In Pepperoni."

Bro #1: "Bro, I just played a vine from iFunny in class and it was a moan vine and everyone heard it."
Bro #2: "Bro, ripperoni."

ripperoni by WhiteMamba44 March 9, 2016

ripped off

When one is at the worse end of the deal. See rip off

The three hundred dollar watch he sold me didn't work, and it wasn't even real gold! I so got ripped off!

The meal we bought at the restaurant was plastic. We got ripped off.

ripped off by Dudette June 10, 2005