Gay hetero 

A person who claims they are straight but do questionable things/are experimental/curious. This can be used as another word for bisexual. Basically someone who says they're heterosexual but aren't. (Poser)

Jerry: "Did you see Ashley making out with Lisa?"

Toby: "Yeah, she's a gay hetero."

Gay hetero by MorbidlyObeseLady April 20, 2018

cis-hetero 

A normal person.

- "You are a boy !?"
-"I am"
-"so...do you like girls?"
-"Yeah, sure"
-"Agh, cis-hetero."

cis-hetero by TheArgentineGuy January 9, 2018

No Hetero 

After some one says " no Homo" you say " no hetero" to be funny, because you're not really gay.

Dan: " Man just stick it in. No homo"

Mike: " no Hetero"

Dan: walks out*

No Hetero by the_lifeguard November 19, 2010

super hetero 

A male who takes another male to pound town in a dominating fashion.

Comes from a theory of “your only
Gay if your on bottom,”

I became super hetero when I took my friend, who is a guy, to pound town.

super hetero by Paging Dr. Dick January 7, 2019

Your petero a hetero 

The worst insult known to man. Can cause someone's fucking organs to melt. It's even worse than your brother a mother, your sister a mister, your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your grandpap a trap and even your granny tranny.

Tom: Your mom gay
Jerry: Your dad lesbian
Tom: Your granny tranny
Jerry: Your grandpap a trap
Tom: Your sister a mister
Jerry: Your brother a mother
Tom: You have insulted me for the last time...you have made me do this
Jerry:Dear god tom, please no!
Tom: Your petero a hetero.
Jerry: organs fail and liquify

Your petero a hetero by Iamprotog3nt May 18, 2018

Fucking Hetero 

Maizie

Lesbian: She's hot!
Morgan: Girlll that's a Maizie !
Lesbian: What's a Maizie ?
Morgan: A FUCKING HETERO !

Fucking Hetero by Krispsandra May 8, 2018

you grandma hetero 

an even worse insult than bothur mum gay and ur dad lsbian put togather.

Guy: ur mom gay,
Me: ur dad lesbian,
Guy: you grandma hetero

you grandma hetero by personbelowhellagay February 25, 2018