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Metal band from Orlando, Florida. These guys formed in 2010, and haven't recorded ANYTHING until 2012. They, along with all of their fans, agree that they suck, yet they're still around and people (like me) still go to their shows for no good reason.
" hey you know that band An Effigy Distorted?"
" yeah i went to their last show, they sucked, can't wait for the next one!"
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Distorted bitch 

A term given to people that make completely unrealistic bitmojis on snapchat. Specifically referring to the people that make their bitmojis appear as if they are 99.9% more attractive than they are in reality. This can make many people victim after adding someone on snapchat based on their bitmojis promising looks, but lowkey you are about to start a streak with a 15 ton loch ness monster that happens to still be in junior high... Dafuq is this..
I added this girl on snapchat with a decent looking bitmoji the other day. Turns out it was an old ass gilf that was trying to smash. That distorted bitch played some disieving ass shit on me. Oh well I guess, I'm not picky we got 14 day streak rn lol!
Distorted bitch by Platezz January 25, 2018

Disturbling 

Definition: An extremely disturbed and troubling situation that causes the sayer to combine both words into one. Actions made by an individual that are both disturbing and troubling at the same time. A very scary situation.

A combination of the words disturbing and troubling first used by Rep. Elijah Cummings on February 27, 2019 during a hearing of Michael Cohen against President Donald Trump.
It is a disturbling situation we have with our POTUS.

Many things that POTUS says are very disturbling.
Disturbling by SheKat February 27, 2019

Disturbation 

Being disturbed , rattled, shook or disgusted about something to a strong point
Wow that gif radiated some massive disturbation there
Disturbation by TeacakeSloth November 22, 2019

disturbance 

When something or someone is not pleasing anyone and it is not invited or expected and everyone hates it.
Sally is such a disturbance to our picnic barging in like that!
disturbance by octokw May 7, 2020

Disturbia 

Rihanna's best song to date.
The song Disturbia is amazing.
Disturbia by kendallll. June 15, 2008

shit disturber

An individual who deliberately goes out of their way to harass and irritate people. This includes people who just randomly pick fights with smaller people. Usually they tend to do this to impress others, such as girls. It's believed that these people have nothing better to do, so they annoy other individuals to feel good about themselves.
The term originated from Canada, although nowadays, you'll find shit disturbers anywhere you go.
eg:
Bill: "I wasn't even speeding, but a cop pulled me over and gave me a ticket. I don't think he even cared if I was speeding or not, he just wanted to be a shit disturber."

Albert: "That jerk that super glued the toilet seat down in the men's washroom is a real shit disturber."
shit disturber by rockstarchris September 5, 2006