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bloody cumshot 

When someone kicks an respectful English man in the balls, while he is about to perform a cumshot, causing it to be mixed with blood.
"What is this red white liquid"
"Its a bloody cumshot, you indifferent fuck"
bloody cumshot by Doorhanndle June 22, 2017

Quarantine Cumshot 

A cumshot so powerful it travels 6 feet, allowing you to fuck your girl while maintaining social distancing. Never aim at the eyes, as it could blind someone for life.
Yo, yesterday me and my girlfriend were a little horny, so I gave her a quarantine cumshot. It was like a bullet dude, it flew so fast.

Reverse cumshot 

It is when a female squirts and much like a regular cumshot she squirts all over the face of the guy making it a reverse
Katie gave John a reverse cumshot last night
Reverse cumshot by JayJayFasthands October 30, 2020

spanish cumshot 

When your cumshot goes so far you find a whole new continent.
Dude, my Spanish Cumshot founded America
spanish cumshot by ThatOneWiseCunt November 9, 2020

Canadian Cumshot

When you freeze maple syrup in a condom and a popsicle stuck at the end and then place it in your penis to enlarge it then having sex with the girl till it melts
P1:Holy shit bro I just managed to do a Canadian cumshot on a girl

P2:Jesus Christ man how’d that go
P1:it felt amazing but the popsicle stick in stuck in my cock
Canadian Cumshot by anonymous January 17, 2021

Mc cumshot

A burger with a shit ton of mayonnaise (cum)
I asked for extra mayo not a mc cumshot
Mc cumshot by Extra mayo March 23, 2021