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This guy is probably one of the best people you will ever meet. Keenon is a great listener and a perfect friend. Keenon is ambitious, funny, and handsome.

Keenon makes a great boyfriend and an even better best friend. Keenon is very loyal and will always try to be there for you.

Keenon is overall one of the best people in the entire world.
If I had to pick one person to annoy me for the rest of my life, it would be Keenon.
Keenon by NameHandler August 18, 2017
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i'd be keen 

"Hey Toddy wanna go to revolver and have a couple of pallets? I'd be keen, I'm not doing anything"
i'd be keen by Toddy keen September 12, 2015
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Gaelic meaning handsome, noble, gentle, lovable.
"Ach! You're so Keefe, I could just pinch your cheeks: both sets!"
Keefe by Elan J February 4, 2010

Maynard James Keenan 

Maynard James Keenan by Danielle February 20, 2004
usually describes a person in being "as hot as fire" and "as cool as ice".
The name may also describe someone as being cute/sexy.
The origin of "keenan" comes from Ireland, and literally means "distant warrior"
Most keenan's are fit and well built people.
They are the gift of god and have both an intelligent brain and a sexy body!

this name is commonly mistaken as "kenan (a major douche bag"
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keenan by mariah909 February 3, 2009
The one guy that will always care but is too shy to show it. He will always like his ex and will always want her back. He is kind, loving, athletic, and fun. He will always have your back.
I want someone like Keegen.
keegen by k'sgirl May 19, 2015

Keener's Corollary 

Keener's Corollary states, "The s--t you take is the s--t you get."

Keener's Corollary is name given to a philosophical statement related to accepting and dealing with criticism, often given in a harsh, demeaning or insulting manner. The Corollary was first quipped by notable Western Pennsylvania radio personality Scott Keen1, and hence was given the name "Keener's Corollary."

The Corollary's text serves to inspire people who find themselves in a work or personal relationship that has become abrasive, abusive or toxic. It implies that the amount of harassment given to a particular person is directly proportional to the amount of harassment that the person is willing to tolerate. It implies that if a person becomes more resistant and expressive of displeasure to the source of such harassment, that the behavior will not be tolerated, then the source of that harassment will refrain from any future harassment.

It should be noted that Keener's Corollary is not based in any research-supported psychological or philosophical foundations. It was created purely for anecdotal and comical value.
Can you believe he lets his boss talk to him like that? He's such a pussy. Someone needs to teach him Keener's Corollary.
Keener's Corollary by dlr213 April 16, 2022