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gambler's special 

When you are in Las Vegas and you ejaculate on a whore's face.
I just won $500 at the craps table, so I grabbed a whore from the bar and went up to my room, banged her for 15 minutes and finished off by giving her the "gambler's special".

The Svirsky Special 

The svirsky special is a term used when describing a play in which is questionable or leads to the loss of a game.
Oh man how could we have lost the game?
He must've pulled the svirsky special
The Svirsky Special by GaNeBaL December 20, 2017

Grand Daddy's Special Sauce

The type of sauce grand daddy like to spill all over your face
Yo jake paul where did you get that sauce. It's my Grand Daddy's Special Sauce. 😉😘

make you special 

Beat down that lowers your intelligence quotient to lowest functioning level
Kat says to Tony
If you don't stop with the puns I am going to make you special

star wars holiday special

A film aired in the late 70's set in the star wars setting. It is by far the biggest waste of 2 hours. If you dont believe me, you can watch the whole thing (in parts) on youtube. The only thing good about it is the Boba Fett cartoon. 90% of the film is set in Chewbacca's house, and he's not even there until the end. Watch it if you want, but don't blame me if you felt you just wasted your time.
guy 1: dude, that star wars holiday special sucks!
guy 2: duh, I told you not to watch it

ohio highway special

this is common phenomenon whereby on an n-laned highway in ohio, n drivers will drive side-by-side for several miles, thereby prohibiting passing in any lane. this isn't conspiratorial, just a fact for whatever reason. most common on 3 lane highways were you wouldn't think this should happen.
--you're running a little bit late.

--yeah, ran into an ohio highway special.

--i know how that goes!