Snow Luggage 

When someone doesn't clear the snow from the roof of their car and proceeds to drive around with it, looking like the rooftop luggage of the old days.

Coined by Chicago Bears legend Tom Waddle #87

Steve: It's not snowing anymore, where is all this coming from?
Tom: It's that douchebag in front of us with the Snow Luggage.

Snow Luggage by Beardown69 January 15, 2015

snow-blond 

Snow -blond is when your outside and there is so much snow that you have a blond moment and do something stupid.

During a winter storm some drivers get snow-blond and have accidents.

snow-blond by jpg3 March 8, 2015

Snow Possum 

Originated from the Basketball American community as an attempt to insult the European Americans.

We wuz kangz: Snow possum fuk outta here (real tawk)
European American: ooga booga

Snow Possum by GibsDat February 9, 2022

Snow eater 

Someone who eats snow.

Hey, check out that snow. I'm gona eat some because I'm a snow eater.

Snow eater by Amoebabadass January 7, 2018

snow facial 

When someone gets their face pushed into the snow by their friend. Usually during snowball fights.

"Oh man,yesterday we had this crazy snowball fight and I gave Timmy a snow facial!"

snow facial by Hana12343214 December 22, 2008

snow crab 

A person that dislikes winter so much that they are constantly in a grumpy mood throughout the entire season. During the cold winter months they have a lack of patience and are very irritable, especially on a day with lots of snow. During the other seasons they are jolly people, but the cold brings out their inner crab for months at a time.

John: "I came home from Christmas shopping and started showing some of the stuff I bought to Dave. He snapped at me and was really mean for no reason"

Joe: "Dave always get like this during the winter when it's all cold and snowy. He is a real snow crab"

snow crab by John Jee September 1, 2013

Snow Moon 

1) February's full moon, named by Native American tribes for the month's heavy snowfall;
2) a delicious indica marijuana strain with a snowy appearance and forest berries flavor;
2) a very sad song by ADONXS about his manipulative ex.

Person 1: Did you watch the Snow Moon last night?
Person 2: Ain't nobody got time for that.

Snow Moon by read poetry and have seks January 17, 2023