Junk Jealous 

A slang way to say "penis envy" by a man for another man's (supposedly) much larger junk.

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"Joe is humongous downstairs, if you know what I mean."

"Dude, get over it. You're just junk jealous."

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Junk Jealous by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010

Respectfully jealous 

Showing envy of someone but in a respectful, positive way. Coveting with deference and respect.

Did you see Sasha's new wheels??

Beamer? Yeah, she's earnin' crazy money at her new job. Got a promotion and everything.
Good for her. I am respectfully jealous!!

Wow, Craig lost a ton of weight!
Yeah man...he's gone to the gym every day since last summer.

Look at those guns. I am respectfully jealous.

Respectfully jealous by kmal9er March 28, 2020

Mr jealous 

He is the person that plays with everything you have at a sleepover

Dude you are a mr jealous

Mr jealous by Eric Brunston January 4, 2020

Junk Jealous 

Being jealous of another mans' junk.

When Bill saw Mike's huge package, He was Junk Jealous.

Junk Jealous by DJ_Schmidty October 31, 2009

Cock Jealous 

cock jealousy.
All women do it. Even if they never ever ever sleep with you; if you tell them your banging someone they get instantly jealous and will become erratic.

You - "So I'm banging this totally hot chick."
Friend - "Who's that slut?"
You - "My new fuck buddy (insert name here.)"
Friend - "(Thinking) I am so totally cock jealous right now. He never fucks me!"
You - "(Thinking) What a cock jealous bitch."

Cock Jealous by t0mpee January 3, 2011

Two Jealous 👀 

Ronaldo

Ronaldo: Two Jealous 👀

Two Jealous 👀 by Letsmakethebagel May 23, 2022

overly jealous

When you boyfriend or girlfriend get mad when you do anything such as hang out with your friends,homework, spend time with family etc.

Luis Rubio is overly jealous that I want to do my homework instead of talk to him.

overly jealous by allaroundmaineyadigg May 26, 2009