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Scoota Margarita 

When you snort cocaine out of someone's asshole. The cocaine is like the salt from a Margarita. It is a scoota margarita because scoota stands for snort cocaine out of the asshole.
Dude! Why do you have brown and white on your lip?

Oh this? I just had a Scoota Margarita
Scoota Margarita by cockmastaP February 22, 2010

Siesta Margarita 

Salt coated testicles are placed on sleeping victims lips, thus forming the salt rim. Substitute tequila with a massive load of semen in the mouth of recipient.
Dude, I just gave that chick a top shelf siesta margarita.

Santa Margarita Swag 

Referring to Drakes song The Motto when Drake says"We got Santa Margarita by the liter".
Jim-Bro u got Santa Margarita Swag

Bob-Thanks bruh

Salty margarita 

A one hitter packed of your favorite mary Jane and rimmed with some keef
Dude that salty margarita had me feeling right last night
Salty margarita by Battleblood 7273 November 28, 2016

paula margarita 

Not unlike a Paula, a Paula Margarita is the oracle of natural beauty, exoticness, & uniqueness. She is wild & delicious, just like a typical Margarita. Except this one is always made with Patron, popular & smooth, with a kick!
"Paula Margarita sure wore me out last night. She had me seeing double! "
"He'll need a night to recover after a Paula Margarita!"

alaskan margarita 

An Alaskan margarita begins with deepfreezing a cylindrical smelly piece of shit. After a few hours, once it's rock-solid, stick it half way up your partner's butt. The last step is to urinate on the emerged part of the shitberg while placing a margarita glass to recuperate the cocktail.
"I think I got frostbites on my ass because of last night's Alaskan margarita"
alaskan margarita by Mr fingers August 4, 2017