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dooche canoe

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used for the import and export of dooche.
hey scotty pack me a popper.""no."" ur a dooche canoe.
dooche canoe by whorewood December 1, 2010
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douche canoe on the lazy river • American douche canoe • Dick douche canoe • Double Douche Canoe • Ska douche canoe • two seater douche canoe • duche canoe • dooche canoe • Dousche Canoe • douchecanoe

Duche canoe 

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A person acting like a complete ass hole and man whore.
"That German is such a duche canoe" said jordan
Duche canoe by Nick's a dick May 28, 2016
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Douche Canoes

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Boat shoes
Look at that asshole sailing his douche canoes. What a Chad.
Douche Canoes by tankgirl626 September 8, 2013
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Dousche Canoe 

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The slitwhere you insert the Dousche Nozzle looks like a canoe. Hence Dousche Canoe or another way of calling someone a pussy.
Dude - Mandese is such a Dousche Canoe he won't even call me to talk about his screw up.

Friend - He's always been a little pussy. What did you expect.
Dude - True, I'll see him sooner or later.
Dousche Canoe by Ohheyo July 14, 2014
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Duche canoe 

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A person who thinks only of self. Inconsiderate to the nth degree. Will react with tears, signs of hurt should one criticize the behavior. True narsocist
You are such a duche canoe! I told you I didn’t like liver!
Duche canoe by MesaMil February 3, 2022
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Douch Canoe 

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A vehicle, typically a pickup truck (i.e., land canoe) operated by an obnoxious total loser.
A douch canoe just cut me off in traffic.
Douch Canoe by Super_G February 17, 2022
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