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Lion’s Cocking 

When your beer is at the halfway point in the glass or can, and you can’t seem to drink any more. Originates from the Modelo can which pictures a lion, a lion whose cock is about at the halfway mark of the drink.
Andy has been Lion’s Cocking for like an hour now.

Cracking my head off 

To be laughing hard. A cross between cracking up and laughing my head off. Cracking my head off.

CMHO is what you put when you are texting. Like LOL, but CMHO!!
The lady in Wal-Mart was dressed in such a bad outfit, I was cracking my head off!!

Black Cocking 

The act of changing someone's computer wallpaper to a picture of a black cock.
Black Cocking: Adam black-cocked Dan's computer.
Black Cocking by ErikTheRed February 24, 2006

cracking the clam 

When a female squats, or awkwardly steps to peel the vagina lips apart for comfort. The manner in which a male does to adjust himself or get his ball sack unstuck from a thigh without using hands while in a public setting.
Q:"Did you see the way that girl squated mid sentence? Weird." A:"she must've been cracking the clam."
cracking the clam by sugabear March 12, 2015

Cracking a moisty 

Verb: The act of becoming aroused. This arousal can be caused by people, events, clothing, food and any and all other experiences and need not be sexual in any way shape or form.

This is the female equivalent of the male "Cracking a Fat"
Christmas is only two weeks away- so cracking a moisty right now

Clocking 

1. When a person is annoying by asking a lot unnecessary questions about while your doing something.
2. Over protective parent asking a million and one questions.
3. Nagging
Robyn is leaving her house and her neighbor ask her where she is going,when she coming back,and who she will be with. Robyn simply replies "STOP CLOCKING ME"
Clocking by vetrobyn March 11, 2009