Canadian Redneck 

A person from rural Canada who's vocabulary is basically limited to "Jesus fuckin' Christ you wanna go out for a rip and have a dart bud?" Can be easily identified by plaid shirts and jean jackets as well as a baseball cap with some kind of farm equipment or hunting supply store logo on it and wearing work boots literally everywhere. Even to church, or school. Can usually be found telling people about the truck or dirt bike or whatever that they have for sale on Kijiji and about the stuff they've found for sale on Kijiji. If you want to see Canadian Rednecks look no further than Meaford Ontario.

"Hey bud wanna buy a fuckin' mint John Deere Gator? Only rolled her over like maybe 10 times."
"Nah I don't buy stuff from Canadian Rednecks.

Canadian Redneck by jay_P09 November 9, 2014

Canadian-roulette 

A popular Canadian drinking game where you take 6 cans of Molson Canadian and shake one vigorously. You then mix them up and 6 people must select a can to drink. The person who gets the exploding can must chug their beer.

After completing the chug it is customary to exclaim "My name is Joe, and I am Canadian!"

"Yo I just picked up 6 cans of Canadian"
"Sweet, let's play some Canadian-roulette"

Canadian-roulette by farmfest April 23, 2013

Canadian Healthcare™ 

Killing yourself or assissted suicide

If you really want to die you should seek Canadian Healthcare™

Canadian Healthcare™ by The_Real_Rusty_Shackleford December 31, 2022

Canadian Quiver

Performing felatio with ice in your mouth.

She gave me a Canadian Quiver with the ice left in the bottom of her cup.

Canadian Quiver by kamj August 22, 2009

Canadian shotgun wedding 

When a couple unexpectedly get pregnant and they say, "Why not?" and just move in together and maybe a few years down the road quietly get married and nobody says much aboot it. Eh?

"So how did you two meet?" "Oh, we were drunk and our birth control failed, eh? So we figured we'd have a Canadian shotgun wedding."

"Will there be a lot of people at your wedding?" "No, just immediate family, eh?. Didn't want to make a big fuss 'cause it's a Canadian shotgun wedding."

Canadian shotgun wedding by Mommy Rotten May 27, 2013

Canadian Cheesesteak 

A rare Canadian delicacy made by spreading Cheez Whiz (or any like processed cheese spread/aerosol cheese spray) into the crevice of a Canadian stripper's pressed labias. Typically it is consumed immediately after preparation, before expulsion from the Champagne Room occurs.

Shit-faced and starving, Jim became crestfallen when he discovered the Foxxx Hole's vending machine was completely devoid of nourishment, the only item remaining being tampons. Fortunately, Jim remembered the emergency jar of Cheez Whiz he kept in his coat's inside pocket, and, after giving Caprice his last $20, was able to satisfy his hunger with a fresh, juicy, dripping Canadian Cheesesteak, bean sprouts on the side.

Canadian Cheesesteak by Corey McCutcheon May 22, 2008

Canadian Refrigerator 

A bank or pile of snow during the colder months of winter, where food or beverage products (namely soda and beer) can be stored. Great for parties.

"Are we out of Molson Canadian?"
"There's plenty in the Canadian refrigerator."

Canadian Refrigerator by hockeyguy071 December 7, 2009