Nathan Burton 

Definition of Homosexuality

Nathan Burton is the definition of homosexuality

Nathan Burton by Shaggywingnut June 14, 2022

Cliff Burton 

A fucking legend of a bass guitarist. Easily one of the best bass players of all time whose talent was wasted sadly in a tour bus accident. Metallicas 1st (2nd if you count McGovney) bassist

Jimmy - I wanna buy a bass guitar so I can be as good as Cliff burton
Timmy - Not possible

Cliff Burton by JERRRRRRRRYYYYYY October 25, 2022

Cliff Burton 

The most overrated bass player of all time. He was the second bass player for garage band Metallica founded by a Danish midget and a Drunk. Cliff was basically their father and did everything to guide them as the oldest.

Cliff was the only one in the group who could write harmony and was an invaluable melodic assets on their early albums. And is known for bass solos

However, his actual bass technique is about the equivalent to that aforementioned Danish midget on drums. Extremely sloppy, missing notes and a tone that sounds like a wall of flatulence.

Whilst he was a great and legendary musician overall; compared to someone like Billy Sheehan or most other great bassists. He cannot hold a candle in raw technique as most of the time he has a wall of distortion that covers up his mistakes.

Person 1: “Did you just fart?”

Person 2: “No I’m listening to Cliff Burton’s isolated bass tracks”

Cliff Burton by Bassboi2369420 August 6, 2023

Gramercy Burton 

(Gram Burton) The name of the prettiest girl in the world, and universe. Someone who is very kind, loving, always caring, and also a genius.

Wow! look its Gramercy Burton!

Gramercy Burton by Smartestperson123241241 September 25, 2023

Jake Burton 

A Nice guy, has good looks, In love with Coco quinn and in the future famouse.
Caring can be clingy and works hard. Likes money!

Likes music (own taste)
Future Star - Trust
Sings (can sing cant write music)
Wants to hone his body (become strong)

Someone: Yo do you known jake Burton?
Other: Yea, Were friends
Someone: Lucky, Hes gonna be a star!

Jake Burton by Specszyx December 24, 2023

Twink Burton 

An extremely thin man that has Tim Burton character likeness in both appearance and attire.

Sean fits the Twink Burton vibe.

Sarah’s totally into the Twink Burton thing.

Twink Burton by poopybuttfacestinkypants February 20, 2025

The Jolly Burton 

A prolonged method of suicide, in which one stays up all night listening to sad music, eating ice cream, and smoking weed until ultimately they die of chronic fatigue and/or obesity

RIP my boy Zach, he went out with The Jolly Burton.

The Jolly Burton by lukedaviesor October 21, 2017