baseline cheese 

a horrible creamy, thick, cheese like substance that forms after a long period of sex around the vagina

after a man and woman have had sex for hours on end, and have had multiply orgasms, a horrible cheese starts to form around both genitalia's this is called 'baseline cheese' and it is very strong in both taste and smell..

if you're looking for something different to put on your pizza i don't suggest baseline cheese

"me and ma gurl went at it for 13 hours last night.. after that we had enough baseline cheese to feed a bus full of hungry orphans"

baseline cheese by Carl November 22, 2004

Online Based Relationship

An OBR (Online Based Relationship) is a relationship between two people who confess their love for each other online, but never talk in real life.

Frank has to get on myspace, every night to see if he's still on Sarah's top 8, that's how he tends to his Online Based Relationship.

Online Based Relationship by jenni.kate January 9, 2009

golden baseball 

when your jerking off and you pee all over your balls instead of cuming

shit, i was trying to masturbate last night and i didnt finish, all i got were some golden baseballs

golden baseball by the_boy_who_lost_his_hair June 12, 2009

based and normal pilled

Your unpleasant truth of reality is faked and you have to take normal pills.
"Normal pills" Is a meme that is about Dream who is a popular Minecraft YouTuber. He made a song called "Masked" and in the music video, he took Normal pills. CRINGE!

Based Legend: Hey, are you a dream stan?
Cringebaby: Yeah!
Based Legend: based and normal pilled

based and normal pilled by うんち市 June 23, 2021

I have to take my brother to baseball practice. 

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

I have to take my brother to baseball practice. by the putman August 22, 2009

Bases 

Baseball terms used as sexual metaphors. Most commonly referring to the bases.
1st base= Kissing, french kissing
2nd base= Groping, feeling, fingering
3rd base= Oral sex, 69, handjob, pretty much anything but all-out sex
Home run= Full-on sex, penetration

Many people have different variations for first, second, and third base.

Person 1: Yo, last night I got to 2nd base with your girlfriend!
Person 2: Well I hit a home run with your mom!

Kid: Dad, tell me about the bases!
Dad: Son... stfu

Bases by Ass Kicka November 16, 2010

Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage 

The Springfieldian word for 'milk shake' found at Krusty Burger.

<Wiggum> Do they have Krusty-Partially-Gelatinated-Non-Dairy-Gum-Based-Beverages?
<Lou> Mm-hm. And they call 'em "Shakes"
<Eddie> Heh. "Shakes". You don't know what you're gettin'.
<Wiggum> Well I know what I'm gettin'. Some donuts.

Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003